"A brazen TJ Lane wore a T-shirt reading "KILLER" and flipped off family members of the victims of the Chardon High School shooting at his sentencing Tuesday morning" All 3 videos compiled.

Meet Penelope Soto. Half spoiled bitch, half brain-dead. Watch closely as she demonstrates how a chimp on roller skates could outclass her any day of the week.

The translation goes something like this: Thief asks for money, clerk says there is nothing because store just opened. Thief GIVES clerk a few bucks and says don't call the cops. Thief shoots himself. We laugh.

Well shit, that's some serious dedication to the g-spot my friends. Dirque du Soleil would be proud of some of the positions she's able to pretzel herself into.

Kinda odd how he stops at the knuckles when it comes to the butthole mambo. Clearly his bean sprout isn't going to put any added stress on that turd cutter.

If there's anything you can count on in this world, it's AZN girls going the extra mile. Today's example is a stir fried vag that puts the fire department to shame.

Good to know her expertise in the genital area isn't limited to douchebags in Abercrombie attire. I'd hate to think those fingers we're going to total waste.

Those facial expressions only mean 2 things. Eating 2 burrito bowls at Chipotle alone, or complete sexual confusion. Ask me how I know. Go ahead, ask me.

Yeah the video is old as shit but it's an unseasonable slow day. Probably because it's 70 degrees nationwide and the Facebook hibernation season is over.

So... where do we apply to have every overused, annoying Chuck Norris joke re-registered into this man's name? Because I'm fucking doing it.

This may be the worst attempt to win a fight that I've ever seen. And I've watched GSP fight like 3 times.

Now you're a man, a man man man. And so am I just for watching this shit.

Walk into the middle of this battlefield unprepared and you're sure to lose an eye or two in the crossfire. Fuck now that song's stuck in my head all month.

We expect nothing less from the queen of fire bush banging. The ole stink finger alarm clock was a nice touch though, I can't wait to try it on my birthday.

It was supposed to land between his fingers but he missed the mark. Now he has to learn how to jerk off with his right hand. How will he ever find love now?