Most of it was emotional though. You know, the kind of pain that leads to eating disorders and unplanned pregnancies. +1 for fat kid's comment.

Hoodmania 2010. Coming to the neighbor's cable box that you're going to tap into this summer.

How many black guys does it take to bring down one dude? He'll let you know when he learns how to chew on his own again.

That's no example to set for your 17 kids.

When the bully is in jail and the dork is working for the FBI, it will all make sense.

If I've learned anything over the years, it's don't ever mess with a chick that smells like 12 different kinds of taco sauce.

Adding a little cement to their all-penis diet could do both of them some good. The food pyramid taught me that, look it up.

It's always surprising to me when someone who weighs less than one of my testicles wins a fight.

I'm convinced that Russians only fight to stay warm.

If this video is any indication, Zergling Rush is no match for Sextuple Knife Swarm.

The outcome doesn't really matter. Both will end up in some Japanese girl's vagina by the end of the week.

If anyone has this video recorded on something other than Zack Morris' cell phone, we'd like to see it. It looks like it could be great without NES graphics.

That was like watching a WWE match, except without the urge to drink warm Coors Light and work on my '88 Trans Am.

Nice. Like my mom's birthday, I prefer my altercations to be over in seconds.

The general rule is to never lay a hand on a chick, but technically his hand isn't what did the damage. So is this allowed? Inquiring rapists want to know.

Not since Dep hair gel increased their prices by $1.00 have I seen one of these guys so devastated.

Whether it's a reason your three week old car needs new passenger side shocks, or a fist fight, my moneys on the fat chick.

This is why hillbillies should stick to what they know best. Chewing skoal and their sister's reproductive system.

This was so much more heart breaking when it happened during The Lion King. Now I just have the urge to eat cookies and punch an emo kid.

And the verdict is: FAIL.

Never fuck with adult males outside of a Justin Bieber concert. They are obviously confused and unstable.