She was trying to put an ass shaking video on Facebook. She's probably going to put a homicide one up instead now.

Girl breaks up with boy. Boy makes 2 min video full of tears and begging to get her back. Girl puts video on Facebook and probably circle jerks his friends. GG

Not only that, this Captain of the S.S. Buttfucking Wigger uploaded the damn thing to his own Facebook account. He's since been arrested and we can only hope his cellmates spot the Hana Montana blanket at 1:04 too.

Social networking in Detroit is not like Social networking everywhere else in the world. They actually try to hide their prostitute's identities.

Hillbilly Jim hunts down the oaf that's been trying to woo his chick over the Internets with the intent to kick ass and peel bacon off his back. Only half of that happens though.

Yup. This all went down over one closet Justin Bieber fan removing the other off his Facebook friend's list without prior notice. We can only assume they made up later over a heaping glass of blowjobs.

Well that's something you don't see everyday. A working elevator in Harlem.

A cowboy that works in IT? That's almost more unbelievable then his spoiled monster offspring thinking she has a purpose in life other than frying lard.

You ever wonder where all the chivalry went in modern society? Surprise, here it is. In the form of Facebook intimidation and punching ability of a blindfolded toddler.

Poor LaQweeda has been having hard time making the parole officer believe her stories since the addition of footprints to her face.

All this tells me is both assaulting women and dressing like Popeye the sailor cock is socially acceptable in New York City. Florida, you're off the list of places I'm retiring in.

I've watched enough Bear Grylls to know hiding behind an air conditioner unit and playing dead will do nothing to stop an angry walrus. You dun goofed Jyneshia.

Using your face as a shield isn't a strategy we'd normally recommend. But you try arguing with results like this.

Fact: The only salvation for this is a "Dislike" button on her labia.