As if any other part of her body is even going to be remembered tomorrow.

You could probably pick her out of the crowd by those tits alone. That's right, it's Amber - and she's got her death grip around her lucky boyfriend's penis again.

Amazing stamina (sort of) to go right into a second batch of ball butter like that. But you would too if you had to endure this space chamber for more than 2 mins.

You'll agree when you see the polish job she gives while trying to balance those balloons at the same time. A little experience goes a long way in the bedroom.

Really bitch? You're gonna walk into my garage with a pair of tits that would get Neil Patrick Harris interested in pussy again and just give a handjob? Dead to me.

Yum. And might we add, "I'd drag my dick through piles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie" to our list of love letters sent to her email.

Jerk around the net for more than 1 hour & you're bound to find Amber. Which results in being bound to find 4 large extra absorbent bounty paper towels.

It's okay though - at least 90% of you don't have mouths on your dicks so talking won't be a big issue. Not like it could be heard while you choke it out anyway.

You always wish for a pair like this to be staring you in the face at point blank range... but when it finally happens you don't know what to do. Luckily she does.

Hot damn look at those juggernauts. If complete suffocation wasn't such a huge concern, any one of us would go for the motorboat of death in there right now.

Everything seems to be in order here to complete her path of stranger's semen samples. Just drop 10 pounds and spread the butt for maximum attraction.

What the fuck is any single man going to do with all that in his face? Charge friends to use them as a speedbag for starters if he cares about dat money.

Walking down the same alley where she was most likely conceived. The circle of life.

You don't get anywhere in life by taking shortcuts. So by that definition he should have plowed brown town without any help from Johnson and Johnson.

Even some girls out there are going to wish they saw this kind of attitude on the other end of the penis burrowing into them. Girls got skills we can all learn from.

18 seconds. About 9 per breast is all it's going to take for the sauce to be tossed my friend. Beat that projection and we're gonna test you for Cialis on the spot.

Her tits were born from dreams and she has no respect for public indecency. She's truly perfect in every way.

Took what - all over 3 days after her 18th birthday to give in? You'd probably like to think that's a record but then you'd have to forget all of Los Angeles exists.