Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
If you're not into picking favorites for fapping sessions then stay away from this chick. It's very possible she will supersede all previous virtual sexual encounters.
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Breakups are hard. Now imagine how much harder they are when you spot yourself playing penis trampoline on the Internet 5 months after it happens.
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Take two and call us in the morning. We're not doctors but that is going to be the best damn advice any quack in a butcher's coat will give you this month.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
Take 2 parts innocence, add 1 part curiosity and mix it in a big pot stirred by this guy's dick and what do you get? Fuck if I know, do I look like a cook to you?
Views: 62,754 Rating: 100%
Black folk call this "twerking". White folk call it "WOW!". And Asian folk call the cops when they see it happening in front of their house.
Views: 21,056 Rating: 100%
Idiots getting beat up in the street will come and go, but borderline anal invasion from an angry mob will last forever.
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So, what is it exactly these girls see in the most estrogen infused men on the planet? Is it the hair? Cause I'll weedwhacker my shit right now if it is.
But we'll be damned if common sense and perfectly working jaw bones are going to get in the way of changing the standard.
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Or maybe he does and that's why he's turning private home movies into public fap fodder? Who knows. What we do know is she's on the bucket list. Twice.
Fuck - she's got quite the package going on here. If I wasn't horrible under her standards and socially outcasted from the world I'd do her. Do her real good.
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At this point I'm completely convinced Russian highways are just cleverly hidden death penalties.
Views: 4,573 Rating: 100%
MFC is home to some of the most desperate sluts on Earth. But never in a million eons did this guy think he'd be on the other side of the camera.
Yung Chow bit off more than he can chew when he said "I'll fuck you up" to a cop that has him on weight, height and penis length after 14 cold showers.
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What you don't know is she's premeditated and all of this was planned out from the beginning. Okay maybe you did know it, but it fapping is better if you don't.
Views: 21,730 Rating: 100%
Did he knoew the crew was there? Do you think a Brazilian gives a shit when it comes to a minor dispute? Should the same be done to all men in flip flops? These are the mysteries of the Internet.
Views: 14,244 Rating: 100%
So... when exactly does that line get crossed where it's okay for a man to right hook a woman? Because I think she just crossed it.
Views: 8,353 Rating: 100%
Not living up to a slut standard takes it's toll on a girl that just wants to have fun. So she musters up all the vaginal secretions she can and gets slammed on video.
Views: 14,814 Rating: 100%
She may be banging another dude but I know what I want for my birthday this year. I'm just not sure if you can get those monsters through the front door...
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Never been inside an 'alternative' chick before? You're missing out. Their tolerance for pain and lack of self respect are off the mother fucking charts.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
Cock starved amateur can't go 24 hours without being wrapped around her boyfriend's fleshy anaconda. Clearly he's into her for the intellectual conversation.
Views: 53,782 Rating: 100%