Sunday, December 18th, 2011
Watch this and pay attention to the upper right part of the video. Not only to educate yourself on why you don't start fights you can't win, but also on why Rocky 4 is the best Rocky.
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If it wasn't being streamed live on the Internet from his 1 bedroom studio apartment via a potato, we wouldn't have believed it. Excuse me while I shower.
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I've seen people dodge rain during a thunderstorm more effectively than these prick jobs working together.
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Her body is spilling over into that awesomeness range, and he didn't even leave one bruise on her body when it was over. WTF kind of man are you!?
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Guess which country just got their first shipment of Who Framed Roger Rabbit VHS's this week?
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Just when you think you've seen everything the Internet has to offer, someone comes along and throws a game-changing curve ball. Right at your nut sac.
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There's other, less humiliating ways for her to get her jeans back from him. But this is by far the best one.
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If there's anything the Internet has taught me, it's that walking in Russia gives you a 5% chance of survival. A number China hasn't seen since the invention of the automobile.
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A noble man once said those exact words, and they still send a chill down the spine when you hear them today. If only they could help her walk upright again.
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With those kind of cat-like reflexes, it's clear this man owns the entire McGuyver box set
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Slutty South American only has one thing in mind tonight: his zipper and why in the blue fuck it was ever moved to the closed position with her in the same room.
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This will kill any thought in your head about cheating ever again. It will also make you wonder how the fuck she made a successfully clear call with an iPhone.
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Proactive penile pusher sandwiches herself between a pair of semi-strangers and lets nature take it's course. And it looks like a big storm is coming in, fast.
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Every one of her habits is bad and it's never looked so good. More talent like this, less "talent" that ends in the word Kardasian in the world - thanks.
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Saturday, December 17th, 2011
This is a request no man in his right mind would reject. So she grabs her v-hole and prepares for the first & probably last time she'll open the barn door for him.
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I've seen less explicit sexual acts in Peter North movies. Mainly the extras on the DVD's when he's belittling minorities in between prostate massaging himself.
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Just for the record: Yes, once your dick is actually inside the girl's mouth you have officially crossed the line. Weekly therapy doesn't sound fun does it?
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Source claims beast #2 was caught in the cave with beast #1's main squeeze. Now shes on the rampage, throwing dealing out more weave damage than a Young Jeezy concert could ever wish for.
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Wasted alumni of SlutHole university throw an insane party that's sure to impregnate every bitch by night's end. With the men in attendance or not.
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When you think Parkour in 2011, you think courageous white guy making local playgrounds look slightly cooler. Now meet Ivan. He's going to shit on every single one of your super hero idols.
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