Sunday, November 6th, 2011
Conan O'Brien makes late night television watchable again with the power of a rubber dog puppet and a man's hand crammed up his ass.
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And we're not talking personal enlightenment and the ultimate satisfaction. We mean the bitch goes so hard you might be checking out 45 years too early.
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Broken Russian translation says after contact was made, that SUV reached Nigerian space program status. We're talking 16 feet in the air, bleeding all the way.
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Tramicia and Levondia don't always take public transportation. But when they do, they help create a new strain of the Ebola virus.
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Nothing compliments dorm life better than the head-shaped dents you put in the wall rage-slamming a girl this hot. My made up stories never end without her.
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Dorm room dick lost it's luster a long time ago. It's those mid-life crisis, porsche-in-the-driveway slam sessions that tickle the clit and keep her Facebook active.
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Perhaps "shy" can't be used to describe her properly after this happened. But "Pleasure Seeking Pussy Pirate" just makes for a long ugly title.
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Saturday, November 5th, 2011
Can't even try to call this one a burdening task even in the slightest bit. Men would rise from their graves and achieve full hardness to be in these thighs.
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I wonder what the last thing goring through his head was after he failed to Spider-Man over the van. Unfortunately it wasn't the headlight.
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Shy girl hasn't had much experience in the penis department . Actually, that's an understatement. Her first finger's knuckle's never even been wet.
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This is the end product of supporting same sex marriage, using the word "Jeezy" on a birth certificate and White Castle not opening until 2PM. Not specifically in that order.
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Going balls deep in the backdoor? That takes.... well, it takes balls. Clearly this man is a risk taker knowing the dangers of what can be released in this situation.
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Don't get us wrong, the hygiene-impaired assclown had all 4 of those tires coming to him. Punch my hood and you too will be getting paid a hefty sum from Geico.
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Book-reading, nerd girl by day - protein guzzling nut-hugger by night. So basically every girl that goes to Princeton university.
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Her prices are good, but there should have been some sort of warning about her lubrication system. Bitch is creamy enough to keep a 6 pack of bagels happy.
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It's one thing to boast about your lack of shame on Facebook. But once you start ricocheting the sun off your protein stained face into my eyes, you make it my business.
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Tree-hugging college skank gives a whole new meaning to the term. And it's probably the best sex you'll vicariously live through someone else today.
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And now Billy gets to wear his head gear all the time. It's like everyday is Halloween, except he has to eat his snicker minis through a straw now.
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It took a total of 8 seconds before pictures, video and messages of this were posted all over their Twitter accounts. Which I bet still isn't the fastest in history.
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They always said Jamal's donkey dick was no good outside of the animal kingdom. He just proved them wrong.
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