Thursday, August 11th, 2011
You know it's summer when you see girls that should be modeling, bang mongoloid boyfriends instead. Only extreme heat makes a girl make such bad decisions.
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Axl Rose has officially hit rock bottom.
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Curiosity kills more than cats. Today it's going to do the same to her faith in human orifices. You know it won't function much longer if the bitch actually likes it.
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Russian Charlie Brown finds his SO hip-locked with another guy and he ain't fucking having it. Unfortunately it cuts off after punch #3 is delivered.
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European sluttage and video documentation go together like peanut butter and jelly. Chances are every dong huffer over there has at least one video like this.
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No idea how these girls ended up in this position. Especially the girl with the glasses, she looks at his cock like it's the first time she's seen a naked penis ever.
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You almost gotta feel bad for the poor bastard here. You just know one day she's going cut off the birth control and make him mimic the creampie 101 lesson seen here.
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Dude's catching some mid-afternoon ZZZ's, only to be woken up with a human sucker fish attached to his dong. Market this an alarm clock and I'd buy one.
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Hotter than fuck and always down for a romp in the sheets. Why would you ever end something like this?
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Wednesday, August 10th, 2011
With this pussy in your grasp, most guys would call it the greatest day of their lives. This fucker calls it Thursday afternoon. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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At least when black people do it they're getting something important, like enough street cred to rob a Chinese deli. This guy is just an asshole.
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Nothing but pussy pounding in every corner. And not one single condom in sight means Planned Parenthood must have been packed the next day.
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I've watched enough Bear Grylls to know hiding behind an air conditioner unit and playing dead will do nothing to stop an angry walrus. You dun goofed Jyneshia.
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Well, at least she's a natural. Both at sucking cock and pretending like she's still innocent after having her vagina turned into a featured presentation.
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Since it's Russia, we'll give that routine a solid 9.0. -1 for not beating his girlfriend on the way down.
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Amazing what one girl can do if she puts her mind to it. We're guessing before this it was waitressing at Chili's and holding a 2.5 GPA at community college.
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Those monsters are real, and they're spectacular. And for the price this lucky bastard got 'em for I may even say it was the bargain of the fucking century.
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And that's why blondes always have more fun than brunettes. And more documented cases of urinary track infections.
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Dumb and dumber finally found a Craigslist ad that wasn't a bot and ran with it. She didn't throw up or shit herself, so all in all and good way to spend $50.
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It's hard to tell what's going on, but pay attention to the :23 second mark. Broseph goes for the sneak attack and fails harder than on his community college entrance exam.
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