Sunday, August 21st, 2011
Reality is the band started with 8 members. But then lunch time rolled around.
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Two experts in the bedroom department put on a show that Brazzers might want to keep an eye on. Girl has an attitude that just screams "fuck me till I poo blood"
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Well, driving this car could always be worse.... nevermind. No it can't.
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Usually when a girl's shirt is off and she's at stage 5 rage, it means someones nut sac is about to be in danger. This one isn't so predictable.
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Dude can't go 24 hours without her performing a vacuum impersonation on his junk. Great at first, but she's getting enough protein to grow a pair of balls herself.
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Face it ladies. If you're packing equipment like this, you're going viral. Not even Carrot Top himself could stop that from happening.
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No complicated games here. Just give her ample time to play knuckle duster and she'll be zzz'ing in your bed before you know it.
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Saturday, August 20th, 2011
Fantastic blonde with a slight hint of stupidity plays whatever role her significant other asks for. Today it's a nurse, and he's putting a fucking hurting on her.
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Well, if they ever remake The Goonies I know who should get the Sloth role. And if Steve Buscemi isn't available, this lost chromosome should get it.
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Not only did this man score the blowjob of the century from a complete stranger, but he bagged a girl with tits like you've never seen before. DAMN!
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When you repress having one testicle for so many years, it all has to come out somewhere.
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Sloppy seconds with her? No problem. We would have waited in line for 34ths if it came down to it.
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On the bright side, nothing of importance was lost. There's always a silver lining.
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The poster girl for great partner in a relationship shows off her skills. Which include, but aren't limited to getting dicked at mach 3 in mom's hallway.
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I'd say procreation was ruled out of his future, but the ugliness took care of that one years ago.
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This cougar taught me 2 important things. #1 - Old age doesn't stop women from lying. And #2 - sex is always funner when dressed like Rey Mysterio.
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Two Snickers and a can of 4Loko. Totally worth having the same image in the community as a homeless prostitute.
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Dude took a 70 mph ball to the face and got right back up. If I were Jenna Haze, I'd be worried about my brand right now.
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Perfect in every way except living in the states. Which means if you want any chance of being inside this vagina you better have an Amex and a lot of free time.
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