Wednesday, November 9th, 2011
Well, if she's going to be bringing this kind of equipment to the field he should be playing a lot harder. I'm talking injuries that take her out an entire season.
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Did he repackage the same goat he got them for their birthday last year? Did he murder an innocent person? One never knows with Nigerian capital punishment.
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Not exactly the safest position for a girl, but we'll go with it. One doesn't quite know the true depths of their orifices unless they really try stuffing them.
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Personally I've never been punched in the face this many times before. But if my mom's therapy bills are any indication, it tends to suck. A lot.
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Going in dry is one of those things that only sounds appetizing on the Internet. When it happens in real life, ain't nobody smiling about the damage being done.
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Screaming like a girl blacklisted from Justin Bieber downloads on iTunes has a way of removing all that testosterone you built up to stand there in the first place. Humiliating defeat.
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Look past the innocent face and you'll find the hungriest cock whore that will deny your text messages all day. There's no telling what her limits really are.
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We support this type of editing completely.
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The fact that it's black on black violence not recorded on a cellphone held in the wrong direction makes me want to call fake on the whole thing.
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Lowering standards is great and all but I prefer when it's done in after a night of drinking. That way the humiliation is only remembered by one person at best.
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The myth about inked up girls being able to take more pain just got proven. A lesser slut would have gave up, or just taken the money and ran 5 minutes in.
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If you're gonna go lez, go lez in style. Luckily both of these clam divers feel the same way.
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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011
It's not as easy a task as you'd think. But when you're armed with these kind of skills, emptying nut sacks is as easy as getting annoyed by Jewish people.
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Behold: The one time choosing a vespa as your means of transportation being a positive solution.
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Around 99% of amateur cornhole breaches are by accident. But if Jamal cared about statistics he'd be fucking her poop hole at gunpoint instead lolz.
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He started out as the John Stamos of Alabama, but ended up finishing as Larry the Cable Guy. Refer to him sleeping in a pile of dirt for further explanation.
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Just when you thought she was stellar from the neck up, her shirt comes off and two life changing titties pop out. Sweet fuck, I'm gonna need a new tube sock.
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And he just... walks it off like nothing happened? Promote this man to serial killer.
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Are we sure we want girls this hot being banged by strangers? Seems like a waste of perfectly good vagina when punching bags like Kim Kardashian exist.
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Brunette with a huge case of moist crotch gets her rocks off. And there's traces of it in the hallway, bathroom and underwear of every guy in the room right now.
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It's not too often you get to see this kind of spazzing done by a girl in her underwear outside of an interracial porn video. Consider yourself lucky.
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