Wednesday, December 14th, 2011
Every hot girl's golden rule gets annihilated in this clip: trusting someone you don't know. Way to live the 70's van fantasy our parents still dream of, jive turkey.
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Women. They love you when sight-crippling orgasms are given to them. and hate you when you show your friends how you did it. Fucking paradox.
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Chances are you already do. Every single night after 1AM. No worries, we all do because she's just slutty enough for it to actually happen one glorious day.
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2011
No holds barred grudge match between her mouth and his beef burrito is going down and it's going down fast. Quite possibly setting a new record for herself.
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Over-achieving heffer reminds us what can be accomplished in life when it doesn't revolve around Britney Spears albums and Twitter updates.
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His girlfriend isn't the hot one in the family, little miss oral over here is and she likes to bring friends wherever she goes. A man's work never ends.
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He won't be having kids now. Not because of the knockout, but because it's impossible for the fire hydrant he had sex with 20 minutes earlier to give birth.
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Letting your BF slide one in the dugout should be tried by every girl at least once... but not this dry. Spit, lube, bacon grease - bring at least one of these.
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Next time you can't masturbate because your fat girlfriend is sleeping in the bed right next to you, watch this and you'll instantly feel better.
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The Erotic section on Craigslist doesn't exist anymore for a reason, and this is it. Although, her face is almost cute enough to redeem the paint peeling gasses emitting out of her turd cutter. Almost.
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Conspicuous. She doesn't know the meaning of it. Hard to believe when you spend the better part of your college years sneaking dicks in through a window.
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A schoolgirl outfit, hair brush and blindfold... but not Japanese? Fake.
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Cinco de Mayo isn't for another 5 months, but it's getting celebrated all up in this mother fucker. Hide yo girlfriend, hide yo wife - Pablo-1000 is coming.
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$20 says Maury Povich is going to be just as painful an experience for the loser in 5 years.
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They can climb a ladder of knives barefoot and handle balls of pure fucking fire without an issue... but one text message while driving and insurance rates go up globally. da fuck.
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The name is Domino. And if her chest doesn't end up in some sort of masturbation museum when she dies we're gonna be pretty damn surprised.
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Pick any random tit displayed in this film, and I'll explain how and why it's a better actress than Kristen Stewart. Annnd, go.
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The music stops all possibility of finding out the reason it all went down, but I think the background makes it pretty clear: Parts off an '87 Buick being used as rent money.
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If these two aren't pounding each other raw in an apartment elevator, they're probably doing it on the hood of your car instead. No, really. Go check.
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Call us bat shit crazy, but taking the word from a girl that gives up her underwear fruit to a stranger in 10 minutes or less can't be all that trustworthy. Seriously.
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Her nipple-to-tit-to-waist ratio is off the fucking charts. It's hard to tell where the areola begins and ends, but the fun is in exploring. Indiana Jones time mah f's.
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