Tuesday, September 13th, 2011
He walked into the hood armed only with his wits and a broken mop handle. Neither were enough to dethrone the one known as Falondriannaiqua.
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If you find yourself feeling sorry for her boyfriend, you're not alone. This is the kinda bitch that needs a filing cabinet to organize her restraining orders.
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He did a fucking barrel roll. That's all I have to say about that.
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To the man pounding away: Way to go asshole. You single handedly made every one of the girls I nailed look like the inside of a goats asshole with one video.
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Back arched, ass up and slobbering like a dehydrated doberman in front of a piece of pot roast. Learn these skills ladies, and one day you'll find true love.
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The general rule of thumb when recording yourself having a brain short circuiting in Japan is to include at least 1 sea creature.. But this guy didn't listen.
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Where the average female would run for their fucking lives, these slut junkies shine. Inhaling more boner in one sitting than some do in 4 years of college.
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This is usually what happens when you have the fighting ability of a malnourished Kenyan toddler.
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In America we call something like this tragic. In China, they call it Thursday afternoon.
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This statement is doubly true when referring to sex of the anal variety. Anything you tear, rip or internally collapse is always overshadowed by complete insanity.
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Boris was supposed to make contact with the hand, but he went for the face instead. Now his friend is wobbling around like my sister after an interracial date.
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Unless you are indeed a model T-800 Terminator, the "stand there and take it until he tires himself out" approach isn't highly recommended.
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Try... and immediately succeed. Dude wasn't about to pass up the golden opportunity to slam two girls at once before asking their first names.
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Was easy enough to get her panties to the ground but achieving complete satisfaction is another story. He finished, but her faucet was still dripping rapidly.
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If length to girth ratios at all play a role in deciding a girl's blowjob ability than this girl is changing the game. The only real color-blind cock sucker on Earth.
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Monday, September 12th, 2011
Oh my sweet fuck this girl is awesome! If you've ever gotten 50% of the treatment this chick offers then you deserve a six pack and a standing ovation.
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Hector and his 5 DVDs of "24" were no match for the real deal. Going from armed badass to Justin Bieber in .3 seconds has to be some sort of record.
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The big day is here and Daddy didn't even have to write a check for it. The doctor needed to repair her asshole however, might need one of those soon...
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I'd feel bad for the first guy getting put to sleep... but he's got the freestyling ability of a caucasian toddler and that's where the sympathy stops.
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Spy cam earns it's weight in gold when it catches the most bastard of bastardly acts. One cheating slut's genius idea of keeping it in the family, EXPOSED.
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I categorized this under Bizarre. But if we had a Last Motherfucker in The World I'd Want to Be section, it would be in there instead.
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