Saturday, June 22nd, 2013
Unfortunately for the car enthusiast in me, that statement is more literal than it is figurative.
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Justin Bieber thinks gripping on to dad's Denali is going to save him from the beating he asked for when those glasses and backwards hat became part of his daily ensemble. Hint: He was wrong.
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Geeves - fetch my gloves. I feel like hitting the speed bag today.
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Friday, June 21st, 2013
Of course I, and 100% of people watching this could only hope to be talking from experience here. This is the freshest she's gonna get too, so keep dreamin.
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As you can see, pants-staining flatulence is no longer reserved for mid-western football fans and the elderly.
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Some might argue but tits are tits. Even when gravity is working against them.
Looks like things are finally looking up in the projects. No really, they didn't even steal his sneakers this time.
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We're talking minor theft here folks. The precursor to a lifetime of road rage and fourteen different kinds of domestic violence.
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Remember that first time you stuck your penis into a vagina and it blew your mind into a pile of shit skittles? That happens every time with this girl-next-door.
Hey dad, look at your princess now. At least she's getting the most out of that college tuition. No other girl on can do an impression of a prostitute this good.
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I'm starting to think the genital diseases commonly acquired on Greyhound buses are created this way.
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That whole shopping with the girlie thing takes on a whole new meaning when this kind of meal is put on the table. Grab a fork and a friend, lez go.
For someone that looks like bouncing penis while fighting, that was a pretty good punch.
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With that kind of performance he's gotta have the manliest name on Earth. Like "Chuck Steak", or "Max Power".
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Just getting her number seems like as big an achievement as getting in her underwear collection. Poppin off between those thighs definitely earns a high 5.
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Everyone is born with a talent. Except these fucks.
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There's only one good thing that can come from 3 straight days of country music and rodeos. And when your sister is already pregnant, you're looking at the runner-up.
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I like her face. And her hair. And her attitude. That's enough for me, get the ring.
Views: 18,007 Rating: -100%
Possibly a friend with benefits. Possibly a prostitute that charges extra for the camera to be on. At the end of the day, does your tissue paper really care?
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Thursday, June 20th, 2013
Meet Tessa. She's 23-years-old going on 19 for the sake of her porn bookings and there's no stopping her penile-sucking determination. Just how we like it.
Views: 34,199 Rating: 100%