Wednesday, October 19th, 2011
But is that negative thought going to stop her vagina from becoming a top hat for his dick on a sex tape that will surely ruin her life? Would it be on here if it did?
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The chances of this being completely legit are surprisingly high. How do I know? 12% co-worker reaction not involving their own dicks, 88% wishful thinking.
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Something about this just screams "wrong". I think it was the Michael Bay-esque slow motion he added to the money shot. Simply beautiful.
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If you think a person this toasted stood any chance whatsoever in a round of fisticuffs, well, you're retarded. Or live in Panama according to this.
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It's no aspect ratio error in the thumb - her hips and ass are really that juicy. It's like someone took the best part of a black girl and went all human centipede.
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Even when taking Joan Rivers' bed into consideration, that looks like the most uncomfortable place to have 4 men mount something.
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Pretty impressive considering the weight she's carrying in the upper body area. If I was stacked that high I'd avoid any chance of reaching speeds above 5 mph.
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The stable walking makes me seriously question his sobriety levels. My guess is a diversion to avoid paying the fare. A diversion that probably works 100% of the time.
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Bernard "Why You Can't Buy Beer With EBT Cards" Jenkins doesn't understand the word boundaries. Takes him all but 15 seconds to see the error of his ways.
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Girl-next-door type gets the balls-deep treatment. Could he get any further inside her clam trap? Certainly not with that attitude she has.
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Gingerfied amateur has sex on the daily routine planner. 24 hours without it and she's a bitch to be around. Add red hair to that equation & it's straight up brutal.
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There's only so much a man can handle. That's why it's a two dude minimum if you want to drink at this bar.
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Tuesday, October 18th, 2011
The only thing better than getting a girl like this in the sheets is her doing all the dirty work for you. Bitch is one turkey on rye away from being totally perfect.
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5 girls in tow and his vagina needs the biggest maxi pad. I'm sorry but unless your ass has the suckage of a Dyson I'm afraid you're not going very far in life.
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Practically cumming all over yourself upon initial penetration is a good sign that something is being done right. Or wrong, whatever, fuck you.
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Featherweight gets exposed when his sneak attack does less damage than a kitten's asshole. What follows is too many bro-moments for any single man.
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Funny how the method of extermination has to do with stopping the ability to swallow. We c wat u did thar Middle East.
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Loose bitch gives Shaggy's brother an offer he can't refuse: suck his dick for a ride to the food court. No word if she agreed on the camera being there just yet.
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She gets an A+ for creativity but where the fuck did she construct this? It's like a $50 Home Depot gift card threw up in her living room and she just went with it.
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One cheerleader clam after another gets pushed way beyond it's limits. If only passing grades were based on the depths of their twats, then they'd all be okay.
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This trio has the fighting ability of a tree stump and they're acting like they just took down Floyd Mayweather or some shit.
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