Saturday, February 18th, 2012
What she ingests here is only part of her calorie intake for the day. Dirty little carpet burner probably farts marshmallows with all the protein she takes in.
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As if having to live upside down wasn't bad enough, now this.
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Some girls you wine and dine. Others, you buy easy-to-hold video cameras to document the destruction of their vaginas. Guess which category she fell into?
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Onion booty alert. If it doesn't make you cry just looking at it, knowing douchenozzle supreme over here is the one tapping it and not you surely will.
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Blonde tries to multitask meaningful conversation and the stuffing of her esophagus. Spoiler alert: her views on the world still aren't given a shit about.
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Friday, February 17th, 2012
Somewhere, someone is bashing their head against the wall for ever having broken up with her in the past. Sweet mother of all erect penises, this is hot.
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Incoming man crush in 3...2...1
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Perhaps fight isn't the best word to describe this. For it to qualify as an actual fight you'd probably have to land a single punch or defend your face from amateur plastic surgery.
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Now there's a request a guy likes to hear every once in a while. We have needs outside of alcohol stimulation to you know, ya demanding cunts.
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Take a good look into his eyes and you'll see this dipshit is completely convinced it's possible. When he turns 21 and drinks himself right into a bath house, I hope he catches that precious memory on video too.
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Okay, perhaps acquiring a female of her dimensions is harder than it looks but the intensity and quality can be replicated. We're looking at you, iPhone users.
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And now you know why Maury Povich and Jerry Springer continue to get green lights every fucking year.
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Where Match.com fails, not giving a single fuck prevails. Boris is earning his Facebook status tonight, no matter who has to watch and film it accordingly.
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Inner-cities continue to look like fantastic places to live. As long as I don't have to be anywhere the fuck near them.
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Just a guess, but he probably won't be trusting complete strangers anymore. Especially around his new wheelchair.
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How troubling it must be for the guy dating this fantastic piece of ass. Seriously, there's probably no point in owning pants if she's inside them every single hour.
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Going down this fast is never acceptable unless you're a Spanish girl in her twenties, or a pair of boxer shorts after eating Kung Pow chicken. Ya dun goofed Oscar.
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Fairly new girl to the hardcore sex game, but you wouldn't know it by watching her in action. Fucking girl can bend herself into any penetrable position possible.
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Well, getting plugged up in front of a live audience of 300 people is one way to do it. Especially when you let them dictate which orifice gets blasted next.
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You've seen her before. Fuck, with the amount of content she's put out alone I'm sure even my mom has. Yet her clam stays mysteriously uber tight. :mystery:
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