Saturday, February 4th, 2012
His week long dream of plowing the girl next door just came true. Proof that if you try hard enough, and know the right guys that pay girls for sex, you can win.
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On the bright side I now know what I want for my next birthday. A cup of bullets.
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Getting back to the tree you pissed in to flush it becomes a lot more challenging when your jeans shorts become socks.
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50% off sticker price? It's possible when your negotiating skills involve knee pads and an open mouth. Try it at Best Buy next time you go hunting for Blu Rays.
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Tree-stump cock having dingus just hit the lottery and doesn't even know it yet. Only her vag printing money could have made this any better than what it was.
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There's not much going on in the looks area, it's the things she's willing to do that makes her a blinking star in the whore-a-verse. Standards officially lowered.
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You'd think a girl so quick to use her titties as a calling card would do it every day. Not her though. She started a blog and pretends to have morals now.
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Friday, February 3rd, 2012
This chick is packing more meat in her bra than a Turkish food cart. And that's serious because the chances of those fuckers using real meat is slim to shit.
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Each of those lost braincells is one less chance of us ever seeing someone put a Menudo reunion together in 2025. Fuck.
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Nothing special here - just his average weekday afternoon. Which is better than every Friday night I've ever had for the past decade combined. FML.
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If David and Goliath was born from Mexican mythology, it would kinda be like this. And be less expensive then all the other short stories.
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College threesomes may come and go at the excuse of experimentation. But duel wielding vaginas like boxing gloves is once in a lifetime.
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The average penis size in Asia: 5.3 inches. They really should have been giving discounts.
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Why hello automatic access to every party, kegger and social function on campus forever - how are you doing today? Pretty damn fucking good right now I bet.
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Shit, this girl's got an agenda. And every item on her checklist has something to do with the inner walls of her twat being treated like a clogged shower drain.
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I'm confused. And slightly jealous.
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Whenever you see the words "or best offer" on a Craigslist escort ad, it usually means this kind of abuse has happened more than once to the girl.
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Hopefully this makes her new favorite words "self" and "defense". A major upgrade to "Bieber" and "yes I want cheese on that".
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If you thought a girl living in L.A. had enough class to say no to something like this, then you have no faith in your own erection. Money always fucking talks.
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Bad things are bound to happen when you have the coordination of meth-addicted giraffe. It happens at the Bronx zoo.
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Oh Tori Black. If you didn't exist so many of us would have been reduced to filling up spunk napkins to even trashier girls we don't stand a chance in hell with.
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