Sunday, October 23rd, 2011
Bareback sex with this body? It would be amazing if she's ever felt a cumshot anywhere on the outside of her vagina if this is the equipment she's bringing in.
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So this must be what happens when you try to tie the knot the same way you had sex with her the first time: Drunk off your asses, failing all the way.
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In retrospect, it probably won't be all that bad for her anyway. The amount of ball butter he just unloaded inside her it will drown any living creature.
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Fists are plentiful and zero calories. I think I know a certain girl who's trying to slim down to 160 before Thanksgiving.
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For every millionth ginger joke in the world, one diamond in the rough appears. Yeah you'll still feel dirty with your dick inside her, but it's that good kinda dirty.
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Pair of bendy bitches demonstrate how they escaped communist Slovakia with only a pocket knife and empty FedEx boxes. Hope your boner has a passport.
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Model-status amateur makes her boyfriend's average-sized spud cannon look heroic in a fuck flick that's gonna blow more loads than Ron Jeremy's career.
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No gag reflex and the option to release on her facial region is a given? Dude is sitting on marriage material female right now and doesn't even know it yet.
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And to think, Asian women make driving look so easy.
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Any asshole with the ability to hold a cellphone can make a sex tape now, so it's not exactly considered a fine art. But with chicks like this it starts to be.
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Flailing around like a retard on fire isn't a fighting strategy we'd normally recommend. And this is why.
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If there's anything Canada does well, it's confuse the shit out of the rest of North America.
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Amazing what a little color white and overexposed lightning can do to make the filthiest back alley whore look like a girl to bring home to mom. We're impressed.
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The man you want to keep an eye on is on the left. He falls in and out of consciousness easier than entry-level prostitutes
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Ditzy girl is all giggles and sunshine until her top gets ripped off and the first stage of a lifelong restraining order is set in motion.
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If you thought a man that recycles his own piss had any honor in him... well, fuck you they don't.
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Chances are everything testosterone-related are done by her too. Her boyfriend may be smiling now, but that's only because it's the first of 10 bangs tonight.
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So what is one to do when he suddenly has to waste money on a new mattress because his asshole roommates want to party? Film and humiliate, that's what.
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When you see the sea monster getting first crack at her goody bag you'll have that same word come to mind. Cause "desperate" sounds better than "mental".
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This shit ain't even logical. Can someone please get her a wheelbarrow and drunk enough to let me have sex with her please?
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Saturday, October 22nd, 2011
Gifted amateur takes her sex tape collection to the next level with this 50 minute endurance fuck. A six pack of RedBull and Adderall is the only way to keep up.
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