Sunday, September 2nd, 2012
This is yet another one of those small benefits from dorming on campus. There's no way you could get away with shit like this in mom and dad's house.
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Saturday, September 1st, 2012
The only downside is you have to be on the streets of Romania for that c-note to get you this deep in non-diseased vagina. A risk that's clearly worth taking today.
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Her body looks like it was sculpted out of clay. Or rubber. Whatever is more resistant to being poked and prodded by a foot long dong.
You'd never think a hardened thug would be the hero at 2AM. But then you'd have no faith in a man that gets no less than 2 Burger King employees pregnant per month.
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Russia's gonna be upset. 20+ years of cannonballing on stranger's hoods and they still haven't been able to produce something as elegant as this.
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Damn, look at this fucking girl go! Think we can honestly say this is the best wax job your cock could ever get from a consensual act of sex. No, seriously.
Erections will form when a chick like this throws the panties on the floor and lets you have 15 minutes of free roam time in candy land. And then explode. 5 times.
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That's right. It's another moment for you to sit down and cherish your genitals a little bit harder because you don't live in Asia.
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Just think. If she was this open with her vaginal opening in the past she might have gotten gold instead of bronze at the last pageant.
A night of boozing so abusively can only be followed up by senseless violence. Aboard his future stretcher, he rides off into the sunrise with 2 new reasons a girl will never have sex with him again.
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In Alabama, this is considered community service.
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Everybody has a talent. And when the Special Olympics adds drifting to their list, his is gonna shine bright.
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It happens fast, so pay close attention to the one doing The Dougie horizontally. He's not having a very good day.
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Big tits, little brain. That's all a man really needs in life. But in this gordo's case, a shower and a few Atkin's diet pamphlets would be a positive addition.
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Buttfucking comes as natural to eastern European girls as supersizing does to American consumers. So don't let the voluntary colon pop shock you or anything.
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But will she love it when her next Facebook status about SWAG YOLO has this link in it as a response? Not so much. But the Internet isn't good at forgetting.
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Friday, August 31st, 2012
Line up all the iOS powered Apple devices you ant on your nightstand. Ain't a damn one of them is going to compare to a 9:00AM wake up call like this one.
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If you think listening to Lil Wayne talk for more than 8 seconds is impossible, then you're about to have a bad time.
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He's wiggled his way into two separate vaginas hanging from the same family tree. But this one was supposed to be the virgin.
Nothing ruins the post-trespassing skater circle jerk like racial hostility.
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