Monday, September 5th, 2011
If Harriet Tubman were alive today to witness such a thing she'd be disgusted. And old as all fuck.
Views: 6,126 Rating: 71% Comments: (1)
Want hard proof that Americans are all about charity? This zesty little 19 year old slut offers a mild mannered vagrant the ultimate handout - a free whiff of her soiled panties. Generosity at it's finest.
Views: 11,153 Rating: 100% Comments: (0)
Put this much Colt 45 and asphalt in the same place long enough and at least one atrocity is bound to happen. Guaranteed.
Views: 11,888 Rating: 33% Comments: (3)
Her body looks more fragile than southern man's restraint for chewing tobacco, but it's deceiving. Stick your dick in and don't stop until she bleeds. She likes it.
Views: 33,831 Rating: 64% Comments: (2)
When later investigated, 2 lbs of shit were in fact found in Frosty's shiny new suit.
Views: 10,315 Rating: 60% Comments: (3)
2vs1 but at least there was a clear winner. That's a rare commodity in this part of the world. Most of these bitches attack in groups of no less than 4 and have the same amount of kids to match.
Views: 27,829 Rating: 33% Comments: (1)
Emo, punk, hipster - call them whatever the fuck you want but these girls are programmed to bang. Rent one from a local Spencers store and find out yourself.
Views: 35,409 Rating: 80% Comments: (0)
No joke, this is pure talent. The male species spends it's entire existence searching for contortionist skills half as good as this gifted slut so easily displays.
Views: 11,280 Rating: 33% Comments: (0)
Seriously, why the fuck does every girl worth unzipping for insist on using a webcam from the Seinfeld era? It's 20 fucking 11, get your ass to Best Buy.
Views: 69,804 Rating: 50% Comments: (2)
Sunday, September 4th, 2011
Your fantasy girl come true. Dude probably doesn't even know how good he has it to get his knob slobbed like this at the snap of a finger from a chick like her.
Views: 50,736 Rating: 57% Comments: (0)
Russia's gonna be pissed. 70+ years of blindsiding people and they haven't been able to produce something as elegant as this.
Views: 7,152 Rating: 33% Comments: (3)
Isn't the bro code supposed to cover all and any siblings of a friend as well as including girlfriends? Someone didn't read the fucking pamphlet.
Views: 19,475 Rating: 100% Comments: (0)
Attack me once, shame on you. Attack me twice when I'm bobbing my nut sac to the latest Young Jeezy single, shame on me.
Views: 7,340 Rating: 50% Comments: (5)
Horny bitch must have taken out every frustration she's ever had on some poor man's penis to develop such a technique.
Views: 20,806 Rating: 100% Comments: (0)
Bike made in China, driven in Taiwan and criticized in America. Dude's a motherfuckin international superstar.
Views: 6,458 Rating: 60% Comments: (3)
Effectively avoiding a face-first dive into the ground was the only thing that could be distinguishable as an accomplishment here. Bitch needs to set ground rules.
Views: 13,181 Rating: 100% Comments: (0)
Homegrown hottie lays back and lets the man of the hour do all the work. Jealousy is about as guaranteed as the tin man having a sheet metal cock.
Views: 31,572 Rating: 89% Comments: (1)
Keeping your asshole clean never felt so awkwardly wrong.
Views: 7,414 Rating: 50% Comments: (4)
Tight lipped amateur sets her sights to stunned when her boyfriend makes contact with the cervix. This is why you need to set daily goals for yourself.
Views: 13,961 Rating: 100% Comments: (0)
Everybody has a talent. And when the Special Olympics adds MMA to their list, hers is gonna shine.
Views: 10,141 Rating: 33% Comments: (3)
This combination is not highly recommend. Proof: The Amazing Spider Cock trying to hide under a bridge in his underwear at 3:00 AM.
Views: 5,396 Rating: 0% Comments: (2)