Friday, December 23rd, 2011
Did you know moving stairs have claimed more victims than nude photos of Kelly Clarkson? (that's a lot)
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Hate to break it to Ghoulak, but if full bottles of Sarsaparilla are becoming projectiles before your blood alcohol level is 2.0 then you're doing it wrong.
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He won. Whatever fucking competition there is for snagging a quality girlfriend, he won it. No more dressing the vacuum cleaner up like Kimmy Gibler for him.
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Not sure if faking her enthusiasm or if looking like an Iranian track suit salesman isn't her idea of a stud. Might want to look into that before making a 2nd video.
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
Naturally ginger, rebellious as hell and gets on her knees without asking twice. I'd say marry her but she' probably already engaged to a tree in Guatemala.
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Only in the same state that has squeezed something like Snooki out of it's gangrene asshole could a PAIR of people be this fucking moronic. Oddly enough, I'm not surprised.
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Deciding to take your pants off for a stranger was her first mistake. Thinking her vagina will simply repair itself after this death match was her second.
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Borderline-homeless basehead is so far out of his weight class in this fight he might as well be in the female division. Which should be easy with addition of his new vagina, gifted by Big Tyrone.
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Partner the grippage of her pussy with tits you'd kill a family member to see in person and you're talking mission impossible. Pulling out is never gonna happen.
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How nice of his commanding officer to pull him to safety. As if losing an arm half your ball sac isn't part of a normal day in Asia.
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At first you think it's a tragedy to mess what could be the most perfect female face on Earth with a salty load. Then you stop caring, and start getting jealous.
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Her chances of staying conspicuous went from 50% right on down to -34 when she weaseled out of those panties. Even Russia can't be held responsible for this.
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To be fair, it does get you out of the fire and you can survive. You'll walk like Kanye West after a 3 hour visit to a bath house, but survive nonetheless.
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Well it didn't happen in San Fransisco, so sub-par homoerotic fellatio is automatically ruled out of reasons why he did this. But not entirely.
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It happens fast, so keep your eye on the genius with his head down. He shits in his pants when put in the same room as ping pong tables now.
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Those tits have enough silicone in them to put Intel on high alert but fuck if she isn't still worth severing a nut off just to smell her butthole. Our one exception.
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Dammit Japan, not again.
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On the bright side it's nice to see racial harmony alive and well heading into the holiday weekend. No really, not one wallet was stolen or face pissed on.
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Studying hard all week has a way of getting in the way of the fun stuff. So before she hits the road back home for break, she's meeting her January quota now.
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Have you ever come across a sleeping basehead and struggled with the right opener to initiate conversation? Me too. But thanks to Billy Ballsac's Wake Up Service, that's a problem of the past. I am the 1%
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She was nice enough to crank his junk without asking for anything in return, and he goes and ruins the moment. Does she look Asian to you mother fucker?
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