Sunday, September 15th, 2013
This is the closet we're getting to a real life super hero.
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She's got a Jersey Girl thing going for her. So obviously I expected a little more stimulation in the shit box area. I'm disappointed.
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She's definitely got experience using both hands at the same time.
Views: 79,579 Rating: -100%
Fact #1: You should never trust a girl that makes the first move. Fact #2: You should still aim all bodily fluids at her facial region when the time arises.
That language automatically makes me assume he was going to accidentally drive one of those nails into his sternum. #stereotyping
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No class? No problem. She'll just spend her afternoon with her tits out, mouth full and pussy spitting out more white substances than a dairy farm cow.
Views: 17,950 Rating: 100%
lol @ the guy walking in the back when he catches a glimpse of her bra burners. Dude was about to just cork his bathroom run mid-shit and jump in there.
Views: 20,253 Rating: 33%
The day we get sick of this girl's rack bouncing around is the day we lose reason to exist.
Views: 109,652 Rating: 50%
Saturday, September 14th, 2013
She's got the type of chest that would make you fuck her dad just to get in that gene pool. And she's not exactly the shy type when it comes to taking them out.
Views: 55,336 Rating: 100%
In hindsight, putting any one of them up for adoption at any point in the growing up process wasn't such a bad idea after-all.
Views: 7,340 Rating: 100%
There's only one way to go shopping with your new best friend: Armed, locked and loaded. She'll never be restricted to the bedroom for sex ever again.
Don't worry, he survived. And will be back somewhere in the comments section of this website in no time.
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Do I like what I'm seeing? My good sir, I would go on a 3 month long bender of strictly olive oil fucking that crevice between her mountainous flesh boulders.
rumil: "That's one awesome parking job."
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Maybe it's all that newfound freedom. Or maybe it's all the free booze. Either way, blowing a load in your underwear has never been more meaningful.
No entry point is off limits. So much so I'm surprised a third guy didn't enter stage left and start taking advantage of one of her open ear canals.
Views: 20,526 Rating: -100%
darwin: "How did she do it? Depends."
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Sexy blonde's big tits and beautiful ask get what they asked for.
If there's a hall of fame for abusing women, this guy better fucking get in. Foreign objects allowed or not.
Views: 14,007 Rating: 0%
He definitely won't be having kids. Not because of this accident, but mainly because he's an ugly fuck.
Views: 8,791 Rating: -100%
If this guy fucks one more girl that's in the upper echelon of hot females I think I'm gonna start officially having a problem with it. Fuckin guy is living the dream.
Views: 17,522 Rating: -100%