Thursday, February 9th, 2012
This is what happens when your dad hugs you a little too much.
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Wanna know how I avoid almost being lynched by groups of people? I don't go Mike Tyson on women. In public.
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Perfect little blonde rides the dong like she's activated some sort of sexual cheat codes. Up up down down, vag, mouth select start. Now fuck her 29 more times.
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Give a bro in a sideways hat access to your inexperienced clam and you'll be sure to regret it. Example: this girl. She can't pee without assistance anymore.
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Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
Cute little ball slopper pretty much becomes a target for whatever her boyfriend wants to shoot at her in this vid. Proving the whole book cover thing 100% true.
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At least he's thinking outside the box. The same 12x12 box he's destined to live in for the rest of his menopause ridden life.
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Over 90 tapioca slinging minutes over here. If there's any energy left in your tank in the end, we suggest killing yourself. You'll never be that happy again.
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I miss the days when looking like an Alien meant getting your face blown off by Sigourney Weaver, and not getting the cover of GQ's fall issue.
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It'll feel like your balls dropped all over again with this one. Then they might go a little blue when you realize it's not you she's making a mess on.
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This is 2 parts prank, 1 part pussification. You can almost pinpoint the moment his nut sac introverts itself after lurch catches on to his homoerotic balloon sting.
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Another fantastic performance from a female of Latin decent. What they lack in eyebrow tweezing & attractive home decor, they make up for in cowgirl position.
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I'm hoping that driver gets the most painful infection of the vagina in medical history. I assume it's female because a vehicle and 1 in a million chances are involved.
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Community colleges are really gonna have to step their game up if they want to compete with this. A Chinese girl with a calculator poster doesn't stand a chance.
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One failure to defend yourself on Spring Break is understandable... but two? I'd ask them to turn their testicles, in but what are we gonna do with 4 M&Ms?
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18-year-old girls living at home while actively pursuing a sex life in college? That's sure to leave more messes on the floor than a pack of Pomeranian puppies.
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What a couple of flamers.
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Hmm... how to describe this one. Take every wet dream you've had, put them together and throw Adriana Lima's pussy into... and you might be getting close.
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You'd think the announcer would drop the stage voice during a medical emergency. But then you'd have to forget about all the inbreeding that got him there in the first place.
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Like my grandpa always said: don't start shit you can't finish. And Asian people are from Jupiter.
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She's trying to make rumors go easy on her by bringing an equally slutty friend with her along for the ride... but shit ain't happening. Here's $5, when's my turn?
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If she wasn't already an outcast from humanity we'd feel bad right now. But once your born freckled, everything else ends up being a pretty big upgrade in life.
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