Thursday, April 19th, 2012
But she's going to get it anyway. Yet another reason the General Labor section on Craigslist continues to be one of the worst places to find that special someone.
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Want realism? Well, you aint findin it here. Unless there's a fountain of pussy that overflows because you have a camera and black couch that I don't know about.
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Wednesday, April 18th, 2012
Fuck sunlight. I'd vitamin D deficiency myself into a hospital bed if it meant sharing it with her for more than ten minutes. I need about eight to apologize.
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Finally. Someone is turning my dream of mixing Street Fighter with sporting events into a reality. See you at Synchronized Swimming With Blanka.
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In 2 seconds flat her trap goes from dry to buttered frying pan status. This must be the bodies self defense system for chicks that exclusively date black guys.
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When you repress being forced into gymnastics your entire childhood, it all has to come out somewhere. GG NO RE.
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Like my grandaddy always used to say: hell hat no fury like a woman scorned. I thought it was just the 1930's sexism talking, but this proves he was right.
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The placard on each train car specifically says "No Animals". Someones getting a fucking fine. And new eyeballs for all of us.
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A $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret never looked so damn good before. And busting a nut on a real girl instead of a mannequin wearing it is a big plus too.
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If South Park has taught me anything, and it has, it's that all foreigners have this coming to them. And that every black kid has a bass guitar in his basement.
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If the amount of blood in your body is equivalent to the amount of scotch it's generally a good idea not to start shit with people. Someone fill him in after his scabies test tomorrow.
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New York City: 1, Gangs: 239,209,130.
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It's nothing but happy endings when this chick gets her hands on you. Turn the phone off for this jack session - you really won't want to be disturbed this time.
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What the fuck is wrong with these people? When processed cheese beef jerky become this much of a priority in your life it might be time to drink that gun powder martini.
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Never piss off a fat black girl in Timberlands. She's obviously already unstable, and ready to lay a foundation all up in that ass.
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Everything looks good from here. Except that she isn't running away in fear, looking for a guy that works on extreme websites to butter her flapjacks instead.
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And as you can see that's not stopping him for one solitary second. Clearly their relationship is based around trust, honor and maximum dick slapping to the face.
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Warning: THIS AUDIO IS EXTREMELY LOUD. Didn't get a chance to normalize it, so wearing headphones won't stop your GF from knowing what you're doing.
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Tuesday, April 17th, 2012
Fucking guy's father must have been a brontosaurus. Black chicks go buckwild for dongs longer than their legs, but this girl just hasn't colored enough greens.
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Kate Upton's amateur porn doppelganger gets groped, squeezed and fucked into her next birthday on one of the hottest home videos ever shot.
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Don't feel too bad. In 5 years when Notorious BIG is running over your foot in his adult scooter in the cookie aisle, you'll be glad this happened.
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