Wednesday, February 1st, 2012
I don't know if we should be upset at the cruel nature of humanity, or in complete fucking shock and awe that this was done in slippers. Or as they call them in the hood: foot blankets.
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If she wasn't properly lubricated I'd be worried of a fire being sparked with all that friction. Guy looked like he was trying to start a leaf blower at one point.
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Uncle Boris can't seem to multitask operating an automobile and maneuvering a Sudanese prostitute's head on his lap at the same time during rush hour. And that's sad.
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And he's taking the time to upload it here instead of driving dick first right to her living room? You dumb bastard, I'd have my friend calling me "dad" by now!
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Where Dr. Phil fails, Jamal succeeds. In less time than a commercial can try to sell you winged tampons too.
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Maximum butter-face sequence initiated. And bagging it won't help either. Bitch would piranha her way through that defense before you could hide your boner.
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Some chicks will just leave you flapping in the breeze if you wanted to pull the zipper down unannounced. Not her though - she cares about her birthday gifts.
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2012
Maybe the end of that sentence was "with them" because ain't no way is beauty a red button in the dick-to-vagina world. She could fuck a clown for all we care.
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Carlos gets the clothesline from hell after attempting to treat a 6-ton creature like a fucking shiatsu. Welcome to Africa.
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It's hard to follow due to the camera boy multitasking fingering his ass and recording - but keep an eye on the guy in white shorts. He never has to ask for extra syrup on his pancakes.
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The short answer to that question is: Yes. The fun answer to it is: Guess how which animal I'm making with finger puppets in there right now?
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Watch her closely now, so you can tell your friends how useless she is on the next episode of Tosh.0.
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There's a million and 1/2 fetishes in the world, but this is the only one that makes you want to get tugged by that milkshake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Don't forget that.
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Oh hi I'm just casually checking on you in the bathroom where you coincidentally are holding a camera in one hand and your cock in the other. Lets fuck, mmmk?
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The balloon chested female in question is Lacey Wildd
. A women with so much work done to her tits you'd think they get oil changes every 3 months.
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One has to question the possibility of being a serial killer if he's able to inflict so much pain and keep a smile on his face. Or at the very least, a weekend clown.
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Well that was fast and easy. Like winning the 100 meter dash at the Special Olympics with the correct amount of chromosomes.
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Something getting more than 3 replays at a snow-related sporting event and Shaun White isn't the one who did it? Times are changing.
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Get one of these rebellious types under the sheets and your night is sure to be awesome. Or the next 6-8 minutes. Really depends on the kinda man you are.
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Gonna have to side with the agitator this time. The Pythagorean Theory pisses me off too.
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