Wednesday, November 21st, 2012
The scandal isn't even the most shocking part about it either. It's uncensored, she screams her egg noodles off and doesn't seem to mind Mach 3 speeds.
Views: 98,115 Rating: -33%
Unfortunately he's still drawing a blank on the whole testosterone thing. The heterosexual future isn't looking too bright.
Views: 7,306 Rating: 33%
Not unless they are covered in three kinds of nougat and come in fun animal shapes. Those are his favvy.
Views: 8,126 Rating: 100%
She was expecting fire hose pressure but got hit with a squirt gun instead. Overall shameful performance by the man that refers to himself as Big Bob.
Views: 24,190 Rating: -100%
Unfortunately the poor girl in question has no idea how low her standard is. Waving her mouth around the petting zoo would've yielded better results.
Views: 18,150 Rating: 33%
Don't worry honey, this will stay between you me and the trees. And luckily for the internal parts of your vagina they aren't the trees from Evil Dead.
Views: 26,449 Rating: 33%
Tuesday, November 20th, 2012
Some things in life simply can't be taught at an expert level. Like painting, or playing piano, or pretending your boyfriend's penis is a bucking Bronco.
Views: 87,591 Rating: 100%
Short answer, no. Long answer, hell no.
Views: 13,593 Rating: 100%
Female body jackpot acquired. If real life gave out achievements like an Xbox, this fucker would have his encased in gold for having a girlfriend like this.
Apparently the zoo animal in question was almost the victim of a stray pumpkin toss. As a result we found out the consequences of both angering a girl named Da'Quonde and trying to defend her.
Views: 16,503 Rating: 100%
All the good luck in the world to you before attempting sex that lasts longer than a minute with her. You're gonna fucking need it.
I don't know what this is all about but judging by the outfits I'm inclined to believe one of them gave the other a non-refundable rimjob.
Views: 11,929 Rating: 0%
After months of teasing, her clothes came off, and her pussy came out in the 14 minute video that made her famous. Best way to get new viewers without talent.
Views: 27,212 Rating: -100%
Not your typical homemade suck and fuck flick over here. Not even for a sec - she's the one in control.
I don't see why they're being wasted on french fries and gelled fat. But I also don't know why they say "yes" to guys named Tyrese at 4:00 AM either. Mysteries of life.
Views: 18,477 Rating: 0%
Unless he's the guy that keeps green lighting new Paranormal Activity movies, he probably didn't deserve this.
Views: 7,930 Rating: 100%
Apparently in this part of the world, dumping your load without asking is a sign of respect. At least that's what the Internet tells me. And that's never wrong.
Views: 70,136 Rating: 100%
Spoiler alert: He can't. And he looks like a lopsided penis.
Views: 4,012 Rating: 100%
Views: 7,208 Rating: -100%
We're not gonna point fingers at a girl for petting a kitty in this room for the first time. But it must suck to be the older brother trying to get his 8:00AM Poptarts.
Views: 16,627 Rating: 0%
Words can not even come close to describing the jugs on this one. I can't put my finger on it, but I get hungry for organic pancakes every time I watch it.
Views: 20,072 Rating: 100%