Saturday, November 26th, 2011
Nothing says college life quite like being exploited by a complete stranger. According to the Internet it happens 10 times a day to the hottest girls on earth.
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Jerald Newman put a video game in his waistband as he bent over to pick up his grandson, who had fallen down in the midst chaos. At that moment police pounced on Newman and slammed him to the ground, thinking he was shop
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Dirty son of a bitch found a way past her underwear and went straight for the brass ring. While everyone else ate dinner...
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We're told the same thing happens when Black Friday gets confused with Black History Month.
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That would be a serious question by the way. Because once the bootleg versions of American punk rock band members scores twat like this, We're officially angry.
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Speeding towards a moving car on a 2 wheeled death machine is like trying to take Krispy Kremes away from my mom. 1% survival rate at best.
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And when it was over there was no way to mistake her for one ever again. No-mercy cornholing has a way of stopping that from happening permanently.
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Something tells me yoga classes have been fitting between tattoos and sacrificing rodents in her daily routines. That body doesn't come without work.
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It was once believed roofies and gunpoint were the only way to get one of these girls in the the horizontal position. Myth busted.
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Sex date successful. The squirrels watching however, will never be the same.
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High quality, steady-ish cameraman and no one jumping in? Well shit, this the World Series of black on black violence.
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Oh you poor girl. We all wish you luck with your future endeavors at Planned Parenthood and the local ER.
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Not the most scientific way to cure ED. But it works.
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Can't tell if prostitute or just a really worn out girlfriend. I guess either way it's still better than sticking your dick into a wet/dry vac. Or so I'm told...
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Had this happened in Russia that driver would be Olympic-bound. But alas, she's wheelchair bound instead.
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When she told her ex-boyfriend she learned how to squirt, he wouldn't believe her. Now the fucker has to invest in umbrellas to keep his apartment clean.
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Was that a fucking karate chop thrown in there? Apparently Enter The Dragon on VHS has consequences.
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Trashy teen in a good girl's body goes to her knees and starts inhaling. The fun ends when she's got enough protein on her face to require hotel towels.
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Titties come and goes, but upper echelon whoreing is still rare. Reincarnation better exist, because I'm gunning for anything in her underwear drawer.
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Friday, November 25th, 2011
Few words come to mind when you see a body like that. "Yummy" seems to be at the top of the list. Sharing spots with "DAMN" and "I need new underwear".
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Apparently driving the speed limit is for pussies, and guys who don't know how to eat a steak through a straw.
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