Friday, August 17th, 2012
"Doesn't matter, still fapped"
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I don't know what in the blue fuck the perks of being a part of these slut clubs are, but the female genitalia can only take so much trying to snag a membership.
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Well he was behind the wheel of a Lada. aka Russia's version of the Ford Pinto. Which means he's in a better place now.
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So... where do we trade our current ones in for this model?
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You know for people that only want 1 hot meal a day and toilet paper not made of pine cones, they sure do get treated like complete shit.
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Not surprising either. You might need a change of underwear just thinking about trying to squeeze inside that Chinese finger trap of a butthole she's showing off.
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If at any point in your life the blood doesn't rush to your penis at the speed of old faithful, consider yourself in dangerous homosexual territory. She's perfect.
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If only she put as much effort into that liberal arts degree as she does into furiously ripping the skin off her labia she wouldn't be on cam in the first place.
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Thursday, August 16th, 2012
What more could a guy ask for after being bronco'd by this chick?The vaginal bucket list starts looking pretty thin once you've been inside one of these.
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Believe it or not this is the favored outcome when attending one of these inbreeding events. Good luck with the STD guy, you're gonna need it.
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Ever wonder how to make Apu's 17 minute explanation of emptying your recycling bin a more bearable experience? She found the solution.
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Homeboy gets the utter shit kicked out of him after disrespecting Jamal in front of his posse. The lesson learned? When it comes to anything but Internet forums, don't fuck with black people.
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Normally I'd be the first to take an e-shit on a poorly choreographed routine by a couple of amateurs, but this was better than the shitty excuse for fight scenes in the Dark Knight. Yeah I said it.
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Different night, different partner. And she'd still be totally bangable too if it wasn't for this self released clip and 98% chance of herpes infection.
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She claims to be an amateur but that tonsil tickling is definitely looking professional. And that cum blast? Scuba gear would have come in handy for that.
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Ending up face down and helpless in the street is one thing in Asia. But getting exploded into a back handspring? This would make Russia jealous.
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Forget the infidelity issue - in what state are all these hot girls lowering their standards to Carrot Top levels?
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And that's why when I bet on a sport, I do it on ones white people don't even stand a chance at losing. Like hockey, or bingo tournaments perhaps.
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Judging by his half assed attempt at threatening people with a weapon, I'd say the cosmetology school application process is getting pretty hard.
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Being the only 28-year-old in high school looks fun.
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Not many porn videos can give a man the rock hard, weight lifting boners that Viagra does. But not many porn videos get this dripping wet vagina in them.
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