Thursday, September 20th, 2012
It must be hard being a girl. Especially one with a snatch tight enough to break a pinky if you dare stick it in there. We should feel sorry for her many boyfriends.
Views: 18,978 Rating: 100%
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012
Another day, another self-absorbed slut thinking her home videos won't see the light of day in front of a stranger's penis. Thank fuck for the MTV generation.
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Beyond fucked up treatment. If smooching her feet wasn't bad enough the psychos repeatedly kicked him in the face. But he lived - the worst punishment of all when you're in this country.
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And she's squirting all over the place like a broken fire hose on top of it. This is taking outdoor fuckery to a whole new level on Japan can wish to reach again.
Everybody knows Chinese people are born with Bruce Lee in their blood. Except this guy.
Views: 12,582 Rating: 100%
The amount of throat fucking in this one video is enough to scare any female away from fellatio for the rest of her life. In other words: you're welcome.
Where I'm from, this is the same way drunk girls tell you second base isn't happening tonight.
Views: 7,268 Rating: 100%
Sexual experimentation or suicide attempt? A little bit of both by the looks of it. If this doesn't do her in, the painkillers she gets tomorrow probably will.
Looks like the type of girl that goes door to door selling all access tickets to her thighs just for the hell of it. So, this sexscapade probably didn't even get a tweet.
Views: 31,484 Rating: -100%
GTR + Ridiculous horse power + bikini girls = expensive interior cleaning bill.
Views: 25,066 Rating: 100%
Ditzy pair of BFFs turn their hornyness into a race. First one to file a restraining order on a complete stranger wins. Annnndd GO!
You never know when an upstanding gentleman of the community is going to punch you in the face from behind.
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Consider this a victory for both Internet users and the gene pool alike.
Views: 4,868 Rating: -100%
But damn it to hell if she isn't going to try. It's that kind of unbridled enthusiasm that separates the sluts from the mega-sluts we replace our girlfriends with.
Views: 346,925 Rating: 100%
Gonna have to try this pickup line sometime. Without using a credit card first.
Views: 9,484 Rating: 100%
Most bar slutties don't know what to do with an 8 inch cock, especially when it starts splattering clue goo all over her face. But she's not your average girl.
The male anus was designed for one simple purpose. This isn't fucking it.
Views: 7,327 Rating: 0%
Look at her face and you'd think this girl would blush at the word "penis". But get her clothes off and you'll get more holes then you know what to do with.
Views: 18,735 Rating: 0%
In the spirit of remaking every movie, TV show and cartoon on the planet, I'd officially like to pitch this as The Real World 2.0. Somebody make it happen.
Views: 16,894 Rating: -100%
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Tuesday, September 18th, 2012
Vaginal jackpot acquired. Now if this goofy looking stand-in for the next Twilight movie can bag snatch like this it should be a walk in the fucking park for any of us.
Views: 44,457 Rating: 100%