Thursday, February 7th, 2013
Those flashback stories about how your friend's testicle ended up with 1st degree burns doesn't' always have to start with "So we went to Las Vegas..."
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When rent is only $250/month in the middle of a big city, a red flag should go up immediately. When are you girls pretending this shit is real going to realize that?
You've seen the cinnamon challenge get failed by every wannabe YouTuber on the planet. Now see it get taken to Detroit levels of pain.
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As you can tell from the raw footage, her boyfriend is a slacker. Anyone that reduces a girl to her own ways of g-spot pleasure needs a baseball bat enema.
Stamina-monster this guy is not. But when a vagina that like a glove around the average sized penis, who can blame him? He's one of the lucky ones.
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If there was one vagina you'd like to find in your bed, knocked out cold and stinking of bourbon on a Saturday morning - it's hers.
And the same fate should await any guy that wears his fucking socks like a female lacrosse player.
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The best part? She did this within 24 hours of meeting the guy who's name is smeared across her once-doable face. Dude must have the cock of a wooly mammoth.
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Oh but they are, 100%. And every girl I've pretended to engage in a relationship with is extremely jealous of them.
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A sign of true BFFs in this country. RIP.
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Aside from statutory rape, this is the best thing black people have ever done.
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Consider your penis officially taken hostage if it ever gets the chance to play hide and seek between these cheeks.
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Juicy natural tits and a coin slot of a vagina.
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I'm pretty sure every hot blooded male out there has had a dream or three like this. Mixed in with all those other dreams of public defecation.
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Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
Gotta admire her durability. A girl of stronger values and less endurance in the cervix area would have crumbled under the pressure of a public performance.
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Meet Penelope Soto. Half spoiled bitch, half brain-dead. Watch closely as she demonstrates how a chimp on roller skates could outclass her any day of the week.
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Peer pressure man. Let it mix with your first year of college, unlimited amounts of alcohol and your untouched pussy and great things will happen.
Most people have a soft spot in their hearts for poor bastards like this. But I don't, so HAHA YOU STUPID FUCK.
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Looks like a little X and codeine was mixed in with her stash too. Fucking girl could vaginally inhale a motorboat without breaking a sweat right now.
Heroes? STOPPING sale of drugs? RUSSIA? WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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