Saturday, September 22nd, 2012
Hard to see what's going on, but watch the top left of the screen at 0:41 seconds. She tried to stop government construction on her OWN property, but became building material instead. China is fucked.
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Eminem 1.5 managed to score himself the threesome only hobos dream of. Two scraggly white college girls that think the pain he brings is the work of a master.
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That post-buttsex wobble. The glazed over "where am I?" look in his eyes. He's my sister every time she comes home Saturday morning.
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Parkour: Increasing the sales of Gerber's baby food since 2004.
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The 1 year of college she's experienced definitely shows. Only with the freedom of being able to fuck the entire campus one guy at a time could she do this.
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Awesome. Now do a narration of Slenderman that makes him look like a desperate soul just trying to make a new friend.
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Chances of her letting him finish in the face area again? Zero. But getting video footage of her trying to defend herself from this missile attack was sooo worth it.
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Karma's been sucking down energy drinks today.
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Nothing makes a man feel accomplished quite like g-spot contact and instant squirming. Date this chick and you're gonna feel like Captain American every day.
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Erections will come to boiling points when her clothes hit the floor and she locks-on to your meat stick. She should be writing a book about this technique.
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I don't care if your name is Peter North, no mortal man could handle the all you can eat vagina buffet these hotties are offering. But I would like to die trying.
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Or next to, under or inside of for that matter. Munching on this clam until suffocation seems like an honorable way to go.
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Friday, September 21st, 2012
You don't get anywhere without giving it your all. Take this fellow for example. She'd be nailing every guy on the block if he wasn't penetrating her like this.
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Every female in China called. They said "Thanks for making us look good".
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Everyone knows the height of drinking and contact highs is the time to plan your attack on vagina hill. We're just lucky enough that this guy had a camera.
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Getting hammered in the face by the Dominican Precious? Understandable. But when you start teabagging it becomes a fucking problem. If she wanted a fiesta bowl with extra guacamole, she'd go to Taco Bell.
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But without risk, life would be pretty boring. A word she clearly has never heard of before if her daily routine consists of bouncing on penises ike this.
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There's a line you just don't cross. And Ryan Secret Jr. here didn't just prance over it, he color coordinated and accessorized too. There will be blood.
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9 inches of denim beef and no regard for the safety of her uterus: that's one combination that gets this girl off every time, or your money back.
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Good performance, great girl. It must have taken endless hours of yoga and carrot experimentation to become so skilled at contortionist butthole breaching.
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Apparently happened in Iran. You should already know not to go there.
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