Thursday, June 27th, 2013
Does Best Buy's extended warranty cover Jamal-shaped dents in the merchandise? It should.
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Has to be the New Jersey coastline. No other state has defined this special kind of uncaring whore yet.
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I could do that. But I'm saving publicly defecating on myself for my 60's. You gotta look forward to something.
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As a man with absolutely no medical training, I don't recommend vaginal exposure in this venue. There's other, more local to me ways to get crabs.
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Surely this is fake as fuck. But it IS Russia and crazier things have happened. Example: Every other video we post from Russia.
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Brain not needed. Just unzip and let the glorious bastard run amok inside the dorm rooms of vagina like this and he can officially retire in 3 months or less.
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It's Anjelica. It's super HD quality. There's no better combination of things that will put a second coat of paint on your ceiling in 3 minutes or less.
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I really, really hope his next pet is a lion. Or a Jewish girl.
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Proof that hands-on teaching is the best kind of teaching.
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It still amazes me that a country that created something as amazing as Adriana Lima still churns out dick bags like this.
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Seeing these girls in person is what winning a Nobel Prize in boners must feel like.
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Be careful what you wish for, because the monstrosity might come true. I'm looking at you Kim Kardashian fans.
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Ajeet's Gas n' Go was just about to reach day 3 without a bitch having a complete mental breakdown too. Dammit.
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Wouldn't be surprised if a handful of states make him register that thing as a lethal weapon before living there. There no recovering from his balls-deep.
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chingrin: "Don't ruin the merchandise. how is she going to pay you back by turning tricks if she can't suck dick? Be smarter."
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Of course the promise of a quick handful of cash post-face wash helps too.
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Go to a party where there's more bottles of Smirnoff than there are women, and this is bound to happen. Hope you packed the birth control!
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I'll be kinda surprised if this isn't the most popular video of the day. If this site has taught me anything it's that you guys love tits that double as water balloons.
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And by that I mean she loves every second of it. Chick must be practicing on lawn equipment if she can handle depth charges like this one.
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Wednesday, June 26th, 2013
No phone call or dignified perception of privacy when it comes to huffing the dong can stand in her way. That makes her one of the good ones.
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This one is kinda hard to describe cause you cant even tell what the fuck is going on. All I know is this chick picked a fine day to go cold turkey on her Prozac.
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