Sunday, February 17th, 2013
I don't care what girl you jacked off to on Chaturbate yesterday - this man had a better celebration then you did. High fuckin FIVE bro.
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With stegosauruses like Kirstie Alley on our versions of the show, lets all take a moment and thank fuck this behavior isn't allowed on our airwaves.
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If you think this ends in a positive way... you don't visit the zoo very often.
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With dimensions like that and an automatic entry to med school, who the fuck would ever break up with her? Oriental pussy like this can change your life.
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Fucked up. But at least someone's playing a Duke Nukem game made in the last 3 years.
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For someone that's probably woken up in a puddle of his own piss on more than one occasion, those were some pretty nice punches.
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Looks like she's only 1 tear-jerking vlog away from going full sex tape. And we'll be there when that milestone is reached too.
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They almost sound human. Which is the same thing I say every time I connect to Xbox Live, but I have more faith in the goat's ability to shit in the toilet on the first try.
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Some might call it a shame for such a specimen to be reduced to self pleasure. Others will tell you to shut the fuck up and enjoy the show. I'm with the latter.
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You gotta start somewhere I guess. But the back of the closet is never recommended. Was that a damn penis drill attack I just saw?
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Dude gets ridden like a bull at the rodeo, only to be left with 1 option for seminal depositing. Congratulations on out-skanking the Jersey shore you fucks.
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Don't worry though. He survived, and will be back to posting annoying-as-fuck song lyrics on his Facebook status in no time.
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Breakups are hard. But they're even harder when you know your ex-boyfriend has footage of him blasting your Hello Kitty hole and he puts it online.
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He's about as good looking as a tree stump, but like all girls - money talks. $21.75 USD put to good use.
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You'd never know it by looking at her clothed, but she's an awesome receiver. Jerry Rice would be proud.
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Nerdiest of nerds or a man with the sexual prowess of a hamster? When you see his approach to the female body, the answer will be clear as day.
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Saturday, February 16th, 2013
When the school's most notorious good-girl is getting worn out via backdoor entry, with video PROOF, you know you're doing something right in this world.
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And you thought Fox was the only network that sucked dick.
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And she does it like a boss, might I add. A very unusual characteristic of the female homosapien when it comes to the exploration of her turd cutter.
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I'm guessing all the rock he's had over the years made him immune?
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An astounding 87% of users put this 19-year-old clam to the top of the list without a second thought. And when her pants hit the floor you'll know why.
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