Monday, October 21st, 2013
It's safe to assume he's out. For the entire season.
Views: 5,849 Rating: 100%
It takes a special breed of slut to try this. All it takes is one wrong move and they're little blowjob escapade will be caught on the spot.
Sometimes the hardest part of getting laid is breaking the ice. And sometimes it's as easy as whipping your dick out on the side of a highway & demanding sex.
Views: 26,576 Rating: 100%
White, confused and in shock on a public sidewalk. She's ever girl that's had sex with Patrick Ewing and lived to tell the tale.
Views: 6,845 Rating: 100%
If there's anything this chick does right, it's take it up the asshole. No amateur before her has ever captured the moment of butthole brutality so vividly before.
With the hairline of a geriatric and the fighting style to match, Snowflake 3.0 and his friend simply didn't stand a chance in the club scene anymore.
Views: 9,909 Rating: 0%
And apparently she has no issue with him cumming inside her. Sorry other ladies of the free world, but she just turned you into Carrot Top by comparison.
Acting like a lady in Detroit is hard. Now imagine how much harder it is on 2 for 1 crack rock Wednesdays.
Views: 11,709 Rating: 0%
And by GF we mean pornstar Natalie Starr. A pornstar we would disembowel our own mother with a wooden cooking spoon just to get between those legs once.
Views: 22,639 Rating: -100%
For a place well known for inbreeding things that are barely passable as human beings, they hit a home run with this. I can almost taste the Syphilis.
Views: 15,562 Rating: 100%
Bubble-butt amateur can't even catch a few zzz's without her boyfriend creeping up and playing hide the salami in her crap trap. Relationship failure imminent.
Looks like these fruit cups really need to find a new outdoor activity. Like field hockey, or cordless bungee jumping for example.
Views: 5,000 Rating: -100%
Not one ounce of fear on her face when the anaconda comes out to hunt either. This is a girl that's well-versed in the art of sword fighting without a weapon.
Views: 17,924 Rating: 0%
If you're not into picking favorites, then stay away from this chick. It's very much possible she will supersede all sexual encounters, virtual and real.
Views: 26,300 Rating: 100%
Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Every 2-bit cunt with a camera in her hand thinks she's the next Larry Flint, but we digress with this chick. She's making fucking in mall bathrooms fun again.
Views: 37,733 Rating: -33%
Views: 19,336 Rating: 100%
Welp, Billy is never leaving Freshman year of college. Ever.
Poster boy for the dangers of fighting while being a bitch goes half a round with reality and quickly taps out. Good fucking game bro.
Views: 35,668 Rating: 0%
I'll admit that girlfriends (especially live-ins) have to put with a lot of shit. But this guy is going to be sucking his own dick until New Year's after this little stunt.
Bet you thought you'd see a Pat Sajack sex tape before someone stupid enough to risk their lives for $13.00 & bread sticks. South America makes things happen.
Views: 8,590 Rating: 100%
Naturally some new positions had to be invented to accommodate.