Friday, September 20th, 2013
An open-mind will take you far in life. Add a cavernous b-hole to the equation and that's how women become senators.
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Epic moment at 1:14. If that's how this man engages in sexual intercourse, we need to support our local petting zoos through donation. Those poor squirrels.
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You're taking years off your life sticking it inside incredible things like her. You're adrenaline levels automatically make you a higher risk for stroke and heart attack.
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This is the closest thing I've ever heard to English spoken at an Auto-Zone. Consider it an improvement.
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Wickedly hot brunette lowers her standard to unreachable basement-levels. What the fuck?
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I would do this too, but seizing violently until I shit my pants in front of people is something I typically try to avoid.
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Truth be told she might be shacking up with a barbarian right now, but that means you're a shoe-in for the next ride. You gotta think positive sometimes.
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We can only hope the shop keep had his Stupid Bitch Insurance policy paid up.
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Unfortunately for this little Latina you can't exactly attach the word "shy" to your personality after getting shishkebobed by a near bakers-dozens worth of dicks.
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Super sexy with no limitations on the penetration depths and speeds. We might be looking at him banging his future wife over here.
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You can't really see the impact, but it's safe to assume he has the thinking power of a carrot now.
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Bury it in her butt hole and she'll never think twice about staying loyal. If only all hot, proportionally appropriate girls lived their lives with this kind of ideology.
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Never seen an everyday girl so happy to get penetrated by a douchebag before. I gotta start cutting out those leg days.
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Distasteful? Sure. But when dad's forcing you to do a 60 credit semester in hopes of becoming the next Doogie Howser, sexual sacrifices must be made.
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Dems are some serious abs and core strength she's got going on. Tony Horton
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Thursday, September 19th, 2013
Why is it the videos you want to set aside an entire lunch break to jack off too are never long enough to get half a hard-on going? Fucking nature of the Internet.
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And this is why skinny white girls should stick to Pottery Barn and quoting Taylor Swift on Facebook.
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What a day to be the guy with the biggest dick in the glee club. A mere 4 mins with her will change your life. And may very well get her pregnant.
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Note to self: When in public, don't treat large groups of people like the comments of an Internet video. There are brain-bruising consequences.
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Anything you can bounce a quarter off of like that deserves more attention than 25 cents can buy. Get in there and tear her cheek from cheek man, WTF!
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