Thursday, October 17th, 2013
Well, technically the victim was his mother's friend. But it's Russia we're talking about here -- nobody has friends.
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Happy couple. Not so happy ending. The look on her face says it all.
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Dillion Harper. Your life expectancy went down a bit once you discovered her. That much masturbation can not possibly be healthy for your internal organs.
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When you go 2vs1 with 275 lbs worth of zoo animal, there's only one possible outcome. Kinda like fucking Kelly Clarkson, except you smell better when it's done.
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Now if this isn't the best way to prepare for that math final, I don't know what the fuck is.
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You can't see the impact all that well, but it's safe to assume this is how suburban white guys practice playing soccer.
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Yoga pants were invented for two reasons. And you're fucking looking at them.
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And soon after that location is discovered, the search for my restraining orders begins.
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If only every pornstar out there was built with these kind of dimensions. Hunting around for the right scene to finally bust on would be 400% easier.
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2 swigs of 4LOKO and a side order of not thinking ahead makes people do stupid shit. Primarily this, and Paris Hilton.
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And that was before the rum and cokes started to kick in. After that it was a borderline visit to the E.R. for her genital area(s).
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Samuel L Jackson should offer a combined service of shitting on someone's face and redoing their narration. I'd opt for both this time.
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Sometimes an ass licking is just an ass licking. And sometimes it's the biggest surprise your fresh-on-the-scene 18-year-old ass has ever had.
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What you're telling me is nerdy girls that stress themselves out 400x more than you do to achieve higher grades like to suck cock too? YOU'RE KIDDING ME!?
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again. Her anal pipe is still looking as good as it did when it came off the conveyor belt.
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Believe it or not, documenting your sex life isn't for every girl out there. But this chick? This chick is well on her way to Internet superstardom if this keeps up.
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Wednesday, October 16th, 2013
I don't know if we should be more impressed that her vasheen still has more bounce than a basketball or that he mustered up 3 globs in the same day.
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"Two people out of three are dead and the third one escapes with minor injuries. The driver is 21 years old he has driver license only for small cars category B."
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Want proof? Flash a $100 bill and she's risking pregnancy on the spot.
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2 curb stomps to the face has a funny way of teaching people things. Like this guy for example, learned how to shut the fuck up.
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Because it sure as shit isn't playing an instrument. Good to know the black hole of musical talent isn't limited to the United States. Bad to know she's not naked.
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