Monday, September 23rd, 2013
She's not exactly subtle about being spit roasted by a gaggle of cocks. But being next in line for this buffet would've been awesome if I didn't see this.
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Damn son. If your goal was to misuse parts of the human body then you might as well go for that brass ring and shoot fireworks out of your cock. Try to be festive.
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Well-endowed in the booty area for sure. And if she wasn't such a willing recipient to the penetration of cornhole it would've been a complete waste.
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Meanwhile, in Australia...
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Your vagina doesn't become the talk of the town without getting some serious mileage out of it first. P.S. Never eat the rice pudding at this restaurant. Ever.
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So... should we start constructing this guy's statue now or what?
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If there was a museum of butt sex, her cornhole would be the one cased in gold and displayed at the front entrance. But there isn't. We checked. Twice.
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Just roll your genitals around the cavity between her chest puffs and everything is gonna be okay.
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Sunday, September 22nd, 2013
She's definitely put some miles on that cornhole but it's still got some elasticity left in it. That's pretty impressive considering she's butt fucked in triple digits.
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So what you're saying is, she's single now? Load up the ham cannon boys, we got a butthole to invade.
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You'll want to be in lesbians with her too once you see how she handles a trouser snake with such ease. More proof that ginger girls always try harder.
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Red flags should have immediately gone up when black people were spotted on skateboards. That should already tell you they're confused and unstable.
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Something tells me this girl has no trouble making new friends.
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I'm no expert on guns, but I don't think he'll be home in time to play GTA V tonight.
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Oh you foolish beautiful girls with easy access to the pussy hole: Why don't you use your brain as much as your inner thigh muscles?
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Abigale Johnson shouldn't be an unfamiliar face/pussy to you. She's notorious for being hot, a little crazy and always willing to take a cumshot in the 'ole v-hole.
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Well I think I need to take a shower now.
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The kitchen just got hotter. And spicier.
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And that's the last time 2 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos and a DVD of Tyler Perry's Greatest Hits up was ever described as "worth stealing".
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Out of all the things to make your friends watch you do at a party, you pick the one that both raises boners and leaves you bleeding.
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This tard is about as much a skilled motorcycle driver as Detroit is a tourist attraction. But when it comes to gymnastics, he's semi-pro.
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