Sunday, October 27th, 2013
It's times like this that you sit back and reflect on all the subpar pussy you've stuck your dick into over your lifetime. Why couldn't they all be like her?
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Crackity crack crack crack. Crack.
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If she didn't want people knowing about her after-school activities she shouldn't have let the guy she's blowing pull the camera out. Captain Hindsight wins again.
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The smell of burnt asshole, lavender candles and grade F hemp will alert the parents every single time. Remember that next time you don't lock a door.
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Not an amateur, but not quite a pro yet either. Her vagina is quietly simmering in that pornstar purgatory right now and it's urging to break free.
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Any chick that can pull off a hat trick in the same session gets an honorable mention from us. Somebody should get her a scratch and sniff sticker.
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Saturday, October 26th, 2013
I've seen natural tits that defy gravity before but nothing quite like THESE. NASA gets million dollar grants to study the kind of physics we're seeing here.
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People going ass-first through drywall no laughing matter. But we're talking someone who weighs less than wet laundry here, so it's fucking hilarious.
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Hornyness will always make a girl do crazy things. Now imagine when she's insane to start with.
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This is actually a brilliant tactic to make you forget about all the syphilis being spread on the floor. Chances are it won't work though.
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At least they can be proud about her keeping the bodily fluids in her own bedroom this time. You don't wanna know what happened last Halloween...
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That was one hell of a contact sound on the first kick. Either this guy's testicles are in his chest now or they just shattered completely.
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When the delivery date of your 200 pack of Pop Tarts takes top priority, it's time to start taking pets away from these createns.
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There's two cherry popping moments here. One being on film and the other actually mounting a human Sasquatch without dry heaving. Be proud of yourself.
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Meet Mae Olsen. She's got the body of a Russian gymnast and the fluid capacity of a Super Soaker 50.
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And it's a good thing too. Had she done that, this 5 minutes of awkwardness on her exploding chest flesh might not exist.
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And then gives the poor bastard a red card on top of it. The first time in recent history that one was given for legitimate contact.
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You know... because situations like these only come once a millennium. So when they do, you Viagra the fuck up and get the job done right.
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Try being a traffic cop that unwillingly signed up for The Running of the Bulls. Well, just one bull... but there's just as much shit in his pants right now.
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Oh man - are we looking at the luckiest mother fucker in the world right now or not? It's gonna take a lot of non-sequential $100 bills to make me think otherwise.
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