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So... how do you make 250 Facebook friends turn into 500 Facebook friends overnight? This and kittens.

They say by this time next year he'll have successfully learned the multiplication table. It has nothing to do with the punches to the skull...he just never knew them.

Dude's signing his own death warrant by yanking them panties down. Surely she wanted her first time to be more dignified. With a teacher, or janitor perhaps.

In Russia, this is how you break up with people.

Damn modern day technology and it's stranglehold on everything you and your penis choose to do behind closed doors. Damn it to fuck and back.

Armed with nothing more than a cock ring and a direct view of the neighbor, ole Gill here is going to lay pipe with a Domino's pizza guarantee. 30 seconds or less.

I don't know who Kade Simpson is. But if your jaw works you're having a better week than he is.

Fuck with this guy and he'll get you back tenfold. Now where's the video of her explaining why her breath always smells like the inside of her friend's butthole?

If I've learned anything over the years, it's to never fuck with a guy named Oleg after last call. It never ends well for anybody.

Chick is a straight up HOE BAG. And I know it because she did me. ME! Talk about lowering your standard to irreparable levels.

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You think this guy ever thought his average sized dongle would get to be inside this many beautiful women? These are the things webmasters think about.

And I'm not saying "greatest" in a comparing turds to iHop sausages kind of way. I mean this guy is really onto something here.

I believe many a handshake and giftbaskets are in order for a man that actually made the ultimate fantasy a reality. Bra fucking vo to this legend among men.

Unfair fighting in the black community is just fighting. Even match-ups are a heavily frowned upon activity.

Dressed to kill, but the only thing dying today is her dignity when she finds out the shine job she did on her bosses cock is now public domain. Hot hot hot.

She has a breakdown and walks off overwhelmed. Fortunately her BFF was kind enough to lend some emotional support... in the form of some surprise butt sex!

Not really sure if she legitimately didn't know someone was planted in the shower or if he just committed first degree retard sex. We'll find out soon though.

Actually, it's Kate. You know THAT Kate. The one people made rumors about having a hoof for a foot, then that rumor came true & jacking it became regretful.

Welcome to Blue Balling 101. Your one stop shop for having your nut sac swollen to the size of Lebron James' ego after winning the NBA Finals. You're welcome.

There's only one time in my life that I can recall witnessing less shame than what you're about to see in this video. Only diff was my fingers smelled like Lindsay Lohan and not the inside of my sister. #hollabackLiLo