Tuesday, December 17th, 2013
She's probably got typhoid now but these guy's couldn't be happier. I haven't seen smiles that big in the black community since that time Rockstar bundled Newports with a copy of Grand Theft Auto.
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Not even all the bitches in the past that I've put on my vanilla gorilla COMBINED can compare to one night with this pussy. Bring a towel and watch.
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Oh it's real, and you can buy it on Craigslist HERE
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Finals are officially over and so is whatever shame existed between the group of these young sluts. Only thing left for them to do next semester is to outdo this.
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Getting your ass beat by a 3.5 lb feline? That should look good on the Match.com profile.
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I don't know why he threw a punch, and luckily I don't give a fuck. But do it a few more times and I'll think about watching your sport.
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And we mean any THING not any ONE. Once you get in bed with this Latin Chewbacca you've officially crossed a line there's no going back over again.
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This club is a 1-finger maximum, and even then you need a whole lot of prep-work beforehand. Lube, Crisco, coconut oil - just bring something slimy.
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Usually the porn industry gives us completely unrealistic expectations when it comes to slaying the vag. But this all-natural girl next door changed the game.
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Raven-haired webcam slut pushes herself to the limit.
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Monday, December 16th, 2013
$15,000 kitchen remodeling just so your daughter can spread her fluids all over the damn thing? I think not bitch. Take your whore ass to the basement.
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Sucks to be any of them, but it will always suck more to get your egg sac caught inside an automatic subway door. Call the NYC MTA and ask. They know.
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I can't even imagine living WITH her. Morning, night, rain or shine that body would be getting pushed to the limit.
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Why waste all that energy bludgeoning a basehead when you can get AIDS from the Craigslist hooker of your choice?
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Yes. It's Francoise Boufhal again. I happen to like her.
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Dipshit posted the video on his own profile. You can find this honorable young gentleman's Facebook HERE
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Hot damn, was her pussy as ripe as ever too! Mint condition.
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Alice's rabbit hole is open for business.
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Taxi drivers saw this guy getting robbed on his way home, so they all got out of their cars and kicked some ass. The suspects were arrested by police but were later released since the victim "couldn't ID them".
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Dangerous territory here. One wrong sound and they'll both be on the ass-end of a baseball bat or blunt object of her dad's choosing.
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