Thursday, June 20th, 2013
Getting the entire shaft in her cum faucet kinda sealed the deal. There's no going back now.
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Payment acquired. Interest included.
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30 seconds to bust, 1 minute to apologize and 30 seconds to cry.
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Supposedly the guy in BJ position is a Russian tourist that got caught fuckin' around with Pistol Pete's girlfriend. We just found the Motherland's only weakness.
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They're in pretty good shape. Must be one of the glorious perks of an all-spring roll sized penis diet.
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So... remind me how peaceful those Brazilian citizens are again?
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But dad might be interested. And so would she judging by this intense level of whore-dom she presents in a mere ten minutes.
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FlyingHoodlum: "Dealing with polo shirt wearing assholes. STEP ONE: Put the car in park. STEP TWO: Do a Mexican hat dance on his face. STEP THREE: proceed to originally intended destination."
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When you need a stool to make proper vaginal contact with your dick, I think it's time to move into a horizontal position. This is how Hobbits get laid.
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There's a few downside to partying on campus alone. Trying to match up the semen sample in your anus to the guy who put it there is 1 of them.
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Anissa Kate has the body and soul men would kill to be inside of. If you think otherwise after seeing this amazing display of fuckery, you might be a little gay.
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With tits like that she should at least be stripping for a cause.
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Wednesday, June 19th, 2013
Innocent disposition, looking for penile transition. Someone is about to regret cutting off their daughter's college allowance right about... NOW.
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Just when you think masturbating 12 times a day is your absolute limit, some freshman slut from the University of Boner comes along and ups your maximum.
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Shantell and company take to the streets to play show and tell with their fists and ass. Citizens that help? Less people that would show up for a Menudo comeback concert.
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Barely 18-years-old for 48 hours and already in front of a camera trying to get that e-fame. Don't know if we should be impressed or really impressed.
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In Texas, this is how you get a vasectomy.
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That should cover penetration, ejaculation, crying and apologizing with 2.5 minutes left to spare. And that means time for mother fuckin Pop Tarts.
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Cute for sure but I'm not so sure about that dress. Anything that looks like it was handcrafted in a Moscow sweatshop is an automatic turn off for moi.
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That's enough internet today. Goodnight.
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