Sunday, February 3rd, 2013
If there's a place Holly won't whip her vagina out and grant access, we haven't seen it yet. And we're not looking.
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We'll be sure to post the video when he does this from his ball sac next.
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For a group of girls that have never strayed to the land of the chocolate sun rise, I gotta say they took it well. I mean, they're still alive. That's worth something.
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Example: This guy.
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Forget the benefits of not having to do any of the physical work yourself for a second & focus on the scenery here. She's got the chest of a Bob Ross painting.
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Her last name isn't Kardashian or Hilton. Which would explain why her exposed vaginal penetration didn't translate into a spot in show business. Not everyone can be a dirty pornstar in disguise.
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Now that's what you call true enthusiasm.
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Saturday, February 2nd, 2013
The average guy won't get a set like this in his face without a serious dedication to lucid dreaming. So consider this you vicarious lucky fucking day.
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Congratulations. You're Mexican now, Bob.
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Not exactly the most common way to congratulate yourself for turning 20. But we'll go with it, and look forward to the anal-incapacitating sequel.
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Are there urban Hallmark cards that offer sympathy for situations like this? There should be.
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With tits like that she could buy and sell any guy she wants. So all's fair in love and one night stands.
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At least it didn't happen in Harlem. Ahkmed gets to keep his wallet this time.
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She likes unprotected sex. She doesn't like the consequences. Especially when Edwardo decides to enrich her life with a no-warning cumshot to her clam hole.
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Just once I'd like this to happen when I decide physical energy will be exerted outside of ordering a pizza. Is that really so much to fucking ask for?
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Slap a body kit on a Subaru BRZ, shove a handful of gems into the fucking headlights and you got a way to start making a dent in all that oil money. Bravo Arab community.
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She's 18, blonde and trusts guys with tattoos. In all honesty, what else was he supposed to do with her? There aren't many non-vaginal options here.
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So if you manage to beat the referee to the point of unconsciousness, is the match a draw or... what? Seems like a serious game changer.
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If you went home with a dry dick that night, something is seriously wrong.
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Pro tip: I hear stuff like this never happens in the kitchen. Mainly because you can't fit a car in there. But truth is truth.
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See, now that's love. If more girls would spend less time bitching and more time targeting their cervix, an infinite amount of relationships could be saved.
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