Monday, December 2nd, 2013
If women you want to punch in the fucking face gets you off, then this is what you should be watching when The View isn't saved to your DVR.
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He has a girlfriend. She doesn't care.
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If my questionable boners have taught me anything, it's that the girl is indeed Ray William Johnson's girlfriend. So definitely scripted, but still chuckleworthy.
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Put those directly into my mouth. The beer too.
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When YouTube was first invented I'm guessing this isn't what they expected to end up on it. And now it's the only reason half of us even open a browser.
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Dude is kicking ass and taking names. At least, we hope that's what he's doing. Not even knowing who's cervix you broke would be embarrassing.
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Forbidden sperm spillage is the best kind of sperm spillage.
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Having kids isn't in my future. So I relate to half of them.
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"Don't stop until you see blood or I pass out" It couldn't get anymore romantic than that even if Hallmark put it on the front of a $5.99 piece of paper.
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"Nicks is clearly seen pulling the other boy away from his son. He then grabs the teenager by the throat and punches him in the face several times, with the other boy rejoining the fight."
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Bitch has more people waiting in line for her ass than a Kosher Deli during Hanukkah. And that booty-shaking technique proves it.
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This November collection almost makes up for the last one.
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If suffocation is on the list of ways to die then being taken out by these behemoths is going right to the top. Miss Hartlova is on the warpath.
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"They were protesting the decision by Ukraine's government not to sign an association agreement with the European Union."
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Take a girl with some obvious daddy issues, throw her in a room with some pussy hungry guys who are into brutality, and what do you get? You'll see...
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If you watch closely you can pinpoint the moment white people have completely given up.
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Having to play it solo with equipment like that is a sad sight. There's enough chest skin here to keep a minimum of 3 guys happy. At the same time.
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"You're so far in it hurts". No pain no gain honey.
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Bug-eyed Kennedy Leigh needs a shower after the beating her 'significant other' gives her in bed.
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Another fetish I refuse to acknowledge existing.
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Sunday, December 1st, 2013
Wrap Veronica Rodriguez up in this kind of outfit and you better fucking believe it's ON. One look at her and the fluids will be flowing like rain in a thunderstorm.
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