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Speaking of cum - it would be flowing like the mighty Niagara Falls once her vaginal area made contact with the cock. We need that cloning device. Pronto.

I'm all for girls attempting penetration with objects the size of a beer keg, but that thing has no bigger dimensions than the average chinaman. Man the fuck up.

This video is 2 parts self-entitled bitch, 1 part results of McDonald's dollar menu. She'll never be allowed within 100 feet of migrant-run fast food ever again.

That's odd. Usually girls wearing pajama pants at 3 in the afternoon and their neighbors are BFF.

Japanese girls with big natural tits. The best invention since prostitutes that take debit cards.

Another domestic situation being handled in the worst way possible.

Well... almost. But he's only a curb and two swastika tattoos away from making the complete transformation.

Epic public masturbator is epic.

Nothing like having your cherry popping moment captured on video forever. Now she can compare this to the other 183 times she did it this month.

Lookout world. These feisty females have a bladder full of Skinny Margaritas and the equilibrium of a 92-year-old geriatric. Consequences will never be the same.

Shocking. But if you really want to ruin a girl's reputation just get her pregnant. It's quicker, and saves $37 on your Gap gift card.

White trash amateur may not have a grasp on her grade point average, but she knows how to extend her due rent another month or two. Life lessons here.

They said it couldn't be done with this chick. So here's the video.

With a body this banging it should never hidden behind clothes, or not wrapped around the nearest penis in a two mile radius

There's something about this girl that makes me feel good about being alive. Oh yeah - EVERYTHING.

Meet the Gintani super charger kit for the BMW M3. Pants are optional.

She did in 4 seconds what Kanye West has bitched out of in 9 years. Get this animal a tranquilizer and record deal ASAP.

Anybody else got a craving for meatball sub? Double meat.

I don't know what sex on cocaine looks like, but I'm going to guess this is pretty darn close. Chick looks like she was tripping balls an hour before shooting this.

Watch this closely and pay attention. If anything at all to learn the fucking definition of the world "RECOIL".

Interesting outcome. Do squirrels just not give a fuck anymore or have snakes finally realized they don't have balls?