We always wondered how the whole 'being jumped' thing would go down if the races and genders were reversed. So much tension you could cut it with a knife. Not the pubic lice on these slags though. You gotta burn those.
My main man Henry "wheels" Odysseus can stand his ground like nobodies business. Unfortunately though, his 1-man protest was outdone by a middle-aged dyke who wasn't going to miss Home Depot's sale on lumber.