Talk about enforcing stereotypes. Did you know every year more African American men have their footwear stolen than women vote? Mind blowing.

This happened a few months ago, so it's safe to assume that toilet accessory has been on Craiglists at least 5 times by now.

Well that's odd. Usually urban-dwelling middle class African Americans and their own family members are BFF.

Borderline-homeless basehead is so far out of his weight class in this fight he might as well be in the female division. Which should be easy with addition of his new vagina, gifted by Big Tyrone.

Just when you think the quickest way to scare a black man is to threaten his parent's EBT charge, someone goes and does this.

Nobody said birthday parties on Jefferson Avenue were fun. But they sure are affordable.

Source claims beast #2 was caught in the cave with beast #1's main squeeze. Now shes on the rampage, throwing dealing out more weave damage than a Young Jeezy concert could ever wish for.

Future adoptees of the Jolie family get a crash course in self defense, and one extremely valuable lesson is learned: living in one of the 3 little pig's houses sucks.

The music stops all possibility of finding out the reason it all went down, but I think the background makes it pretty clear: Parts off an '87 Buick being used as rent money.

Up and coming rapper hands over his swag card when a 40 oz and 2 shots of Jameson make him hit the floor faster than my sister on a blind date. The game, he lost it.

And now you know why every black man's pants sag to his knees. Now if we could solve the other 34,000 mysteries that surround Louisiana we could give even less of a fuck.

No consolation prize for her. But the chlamydia should make her parents feel like it's freshman year of college all over again.

He can eat 1000-burger crave crate from White Castle alone, but can he not dress himself like he's auditioning for an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? All blood sugar tests point to no.

But all unrequested sexual assault aside, if the human air raid siren could get run over by a fucking boat anytime in the near future that would be great.

I'm not an expert on activities in the hood (thanks 3rd grade education!), but I think once the tears start flowing you have less street cred than Carlton Banks.

Behold! A black man with a legitimate excuse for his pants dragging on the ground. Alert the Internet.

Honestly, pickpocketing his Werthers Originals and a handful of nickels would have been enough. This is just brutal.

Here's one of those common New York City situations Grand Theft Auto will never be able to duplicate properly. Another is Hep-C testing after hookering.

Watch this and you'll finally understand why the rate of black men dating Asian women goes up over 50% annually.

We're told the same thing happens when Black Friday gets confused with Black History Month.