Congrats, you passed the rap video prerequisite. Now you're ready to date Chris Brown.

Street fighting has no rules... but gravity does. And by the looks of it they're pretty damn strict.

Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns did this girl stand a chance in hell. You lose Diamontavia.

Meet Baltimore rapper Sonny Reddz. When he isn't busy spitting that hot fire, he likes to film himself making 30-year-old men cry. Consider those tears of justice.

With so much Harlem flavored vagina being thrown around, you might accidentally become a father simply by watching this. You've been warned.

Source claims the one on the receiving end of this old school ass whooping banged up the wannabe jockey's car. A big no-no on Martin Luther King blvd.

Good thing this ended quickly. He's got Home Economics homework to finish, and tomorrow's assignment is oatmeal raisin cookies.

This is what happens when you kick the ass of someone who has the mobility of a frozen nut sack.

If only dating black men gave you as much strength as going to the gym, then she might have been okay.

Ladies, ladies - just calm the fuck down. Tere's enough on the EBT card to get everybody a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.

The general rule of thumb when fighting in the street is to wear more than your socks and underwear. But Jaleel had to be different.

After years of being pointed and laughed at, Jamal's car tire-sized fists finally paid off.

So this is what Ron Jeremy does in the off season. Guess a niggas gotta eat.

The going rate for her punching service is $20, but if you pay for two, she'll knock out a geriatric of your choice for free.