Way to go brah. Maybe fucking his disoriented body the ass to complete the humiliation should be next on the daily planner?

Let's face it, either way he was going to end the night face down in shit. Dude just saved him a few hours.

Senseless violence and accidental face rearrangements - that's what empathy is all about.

If asshole amputation isn't a common practice in this state yet, it should be.

You may refuse to laugh at this. You may not. Either way, El Gordo vs. Shakem "crazy legs" Jenkins is Time Square's main event today.

You know for people that only want 1 hot meal a day and toilet paper not made of pine cones, they sure do get treated like complete shit.

To be fair he would have suffered an equal amount of pain had he actually got inside and ordered something. Cantina Bowl being healthy my ass. Fucking thing will turn your colon into an inside out pomegranate.

Nothing ruins your 2:00PM crack rock break like getting body slammed in a 7-11 parking lot.

Another urban trouble maker trying to get a laugh in between getting girls pregnant and downing Colt 45. Where does he find the time?

If the amount of blood in your body is equivalent to the amount of scotch it's generally a good idea not to start shit with people. Someone fill him in after his scabies test tomorrow.

If he didn't already eat all his meals through a straw I'd say he was in some trouble right now.

With such dedication to the one thing that actually smells worse than them, it's safe to assume the fisticuffs didn't end here.

The amazing thing is both of them have no earthly or materialistic values left to throw a fist over, yet they engage. Senseless violence is a lost art form.

Only in the same state that has squeezed something like Snooki out of it's gangrene asshole could a PAIR of people be this fucking moronic. Oddly enough, I'm not surprised.

The best part is the complete display of satisfaction once Hobo Jones hits the concrete. As if potentially starting an outbreak of Hepatitis C is something to be proud of.

Tramicia and Levondia don't always take public transportation. But when they do, they help create a new strain of the Ebola virus.

If you thought a man that recycles his own piss had any honor in him... well, fuck you they don't.

This is about as bad as cutting up a retard, except slicing the mentally challenged usually doesn't start a Hep-C outbreak. Way to go Tyrone.

Every time we rip on someone who happens to be black we get an inbox full of hate mail. So watch this fine young gentleman handle the town's vagrant problem with care and respect.

Was the continued assault really necessary after the first 30 seconds? I'm sure the last thing this vagrant needs today is a 4th pile of shit in his underwear.

When you're not born with the skills of Mike Tyson, one must improvise. Take hobo Jim for example. He can't KO gonorrhea but he does a damn good job trying.