Solo time for a chick that should never have to resort to her own fingers or Chinese-made devices. Ginger bush like this deserves complete attention.

And it's a damn shame someone so hot can't get a couple fingers lent to her in the hour of need. Is chivalry just fucking dead?

Gotta love a girl that knows the positivity in multitasking.

And if history has taught me anything, in 5 years there will be a video of a doll wearing a human costume doing the same thing on the Internet.

Her boyfriend, ex-boyfriends and future boyfriends are all lucky men.

Right here is the prime example of why men's brains wouldn't work in women's bodies. The left over destruction would make Kim Jong-il himself blush a little.

I don't know what in the blue fuck the perks of being a part of these slut clubs are, but the female genitalia can only take so much trying to snag a membership.

Hardened plastic sex toys continue to have a better sex life than me on Friday night.

When this one squirts, she could extinguish an entire forest fire he she put her mind to it. Something about those skittles-colored socks must be the secret.

I don't know why she's molesting herself in front of a camera and luckily I don't give a filthy flying fuck. Do it again. This time with a fire hose.

Smooth, natural and cute. Plus she's pretty generous with the butthole.

So... are these things made specifically for clitoral pleasure or are they actually produced for something else? Shoppers at Brookstone probably want to know.

Anything attached to a pair of tits like that having to do her own labor should be outlawed. Clap those thighs together & she can get any man or wallet she wants.

Yet another MFC skankarella doing her thing... except this one has a competitive edge. What we end up with is two contenders for Guinness world records. One for best cum-face, and the other for raging homosexuality. You'

Can't say we're surprised she reached a high note so many times. With that much electrical power between the labia she's probably still convulsing right now.

Those Hitachis man. Once considered a luxury, is now the preferred tool of cam whores around the world. Nothing makes you donate e-money faster.

It's currently the sex toy of choice for webcam whores across the world. Probably because it's the difference maker between 1 token and 200 token tips.