You probably shouldn't practice headshotting pedestrians with pieces of your car. But if you do, make sure it looks something like this.

Now learn to stick the landing better and you might get that spot on the Ukrainian gymnastics team.

In the Motherland, this is considered foreplay.

The 32,000 videos on YouTube of your life instantly becoming worse the second you inhale this shit must've been too good to ignore.

Human catapult #1 looks like his face took most of the fall. Corpse numero dos wasn't so lucky. You heard me.

Other than the overwhelming smell of curry and asshole it looks just like every other attempt at getting high you've ever seen.

This is quite possibly the most amazing attempt at getting high to ever grace my computer monitor. And that's coming from a guy that's seen documentaries on Thailand. I matter.

First video seems like your typical commute to work over there. But numero dos? The sport of highway diving has finally seen light outside of Hong Kong.

When one of your street fighting highlights is successfully tying your shoes on the first try, it might be time to head back to Xbox live.

Charging like a fucking bull into someones fist isn't a strategy I'd recommend. But damn does it make fights end easily.

When you see just how much distance a full grown human can get with just the right velocity, you'll wonder why this isn't an Olympic sport yet.

Must have been booked by Vince Russo.

Russian roads: Creating more brain damage than Keeping Up with the Kardashians and heroin combined.

Making McDonald's hamburgers are executed a little differently in this part of the world. But the meat is the same.

Free love taps. <3

This tard is about as much a sensible driver as Detroit is a tourist attraction. But when it comes to making motorcycle riders shit themselves, he's a professional.

Better they didn't survive. If you woke up after something like this and realized you still lived in China you'd want to be dead.

Son of a bitch. He stole my pickup line.

Not much of a shocking reaction on her end either. I bet she fucks a lot of black guys.