When a girl is this much fun to play genital tag with, not much else is going to get done. Consider your non-sexual productivity levels officially decimated.

If the Internet has taught me anything, it's how to spot a nutter high on prescription substances. Example: THIS.

Your status in the male community instantly springboards to legend status once you make a chick tap out mid-thrust. Congratulations you callous son of a bitch.

If there's anything a guy should look forward to after a long day of work it's THIS. Chick takes it from all angles, at any speed, at any time of day. Awesome stuff.

#cockwhiplash

Hot? Check. Screamer? Check. Extreme vaginal hammering? Double check. Someone get this guy a high five and as much bacon as he demands.

If you wanna make it in the amateur sex tape game you gotta bring it like a pro. And that's exactly what this girl-next-door type did the second his dick came out.

Damn, girl took it like a champ too. Something that's harder than you think when in reaching distance of the entire Twilight saga on Bluray.

We can completely understand the excitement of a quick fuckerama in a public place. But going balls deep in the poop chute? I salute your testicular fortitude.

Talking strictly numbers here, his all-beef diet steroid dick should have turned her into it's own personal hand puppet. Clearly she has experience in this area.

ide a guy the right way just one time and he'll be hyping you up to the moon for the rest of his pathetic life. As far as his friends are concerned, shes a damn pro.

Nobody said you had to be hung like a zoo animal to enjoy a quality bang. Plus having to get all those pants custom tailored just sounds like a pain in the ass.

Surgically augmented or not, this girl's got curves I wouldn't mind wiping out on at fast speeds. The buttsex is just the dirty little cherry on top of her sexy cake.

He said they wouldn't dare to ride a sybian - they did. He said they wouldn't dare suck his dick - they did. They said he wouldn't dare leak the tape - he did.

A girl putting in a little more effort than squeezing into her finest discount bin slut threads is always a welcomed sight. Girlfriends of the world: TAKE NOTES!

There's a good chance not a single damn one of us will experience anything remotely close to this in our lifetimes. Today's fap will be another depressing one.

Not bad. Not bad at all. If she was just this generous with her turd cutter we might be looking at 2nd-date material here. Consider that one a compliment.

Turns out prostitution is a lot more fun when the girl doesn't come with a bottle of antibiotics in her purse.

You never get anywhere without taking risks. Watch him prove that by diving into a pair of panties that probably had a lock & chain on them in the past week.

Euro girl can't weigh more than a wet pillow in a garbage bag, yet she's DTF no matter the what hole you're choosing. We approve even if he doctor doesn't.

And not one single fuck was given by Peter The Pussy Slayer. He's going for that brass ring no matter how many people are spamming emoticons in his chatroom.