Glasses - check. Nice tits - check. Butthole is a two-way street - check. I'll get the ring.

Don't have a name but I wish I did. It's been a few weeks since the last time I realized mid fap that my genitals will never come close to a girl this hot.

That's it young lady, go to your room and don't come out until you've washed his DNA sample off your face.

Oh so this guy is doing PRE auditions now? Well, if there was a better trio of wannabe hoe bags I'd sure like to see them because they rocked it.

The upside to spending time in the library reading Fifty Shades of Grey? Stellar handjobs that can only be matched by a Japanese pastry chef. Think about it.

You'd gladly take an hour of her complaining for 12.5 minutes of her riding. Deny that and I'll have to suggest an ethnic cleansing of your genital area, immediately.

It's a well known fact that handling your pooper in such careless fashion is a good way to have it breaking to the point of no-reconstruction. Pretty dumb for an azn.

Here's to the future of summer parties and you too landing dick-first inside a piece of vagina that has denied you in the past. #nevergiveup

Nothing says love like going spread eagle & getting glazed in kinky new locations. She's a 105 lbs of dynamite, and she'll make you explode.

All fashion statements aside, she's pretty damn good at what she does. And when the 80's comes roaring back she'll be the only one dressed appropriately.

Ever see a set of chesticles that practically beg you to go Mike Tyson's Punch Out on them for at least 3 rounds? You're about to.

Set your erections to attack mode and tread lightly.

If you think you've seen her before, it's only because you have. And it's going to be a fucking wrap for all things in spraying distance when you see her in HD.

Mom and Dad aren't going to be proud but we sure as fuck are. But we should probably tell her that girls who really care about their futures do it up the butt.

Where do you start with a girl like her? I'm guessing the butthole would be a good start... but she might like it a lot more than you do.

She's fancy on the outside, a total cock vacuum on the inside. Proof that even the finest clothing from T.J. Max can't hide the shame of a hot blooded skank.

It's funny because it didn't happen to me.

If YouTube grubber "meekakitty" ever made an amateur porn flick, this would be it. A time when sucking RWJ's dick would be more than metaphorical.

Call her Gabby, call her Ashlynn - call her whatever the fuck you want as long as she keeps getting smashed on video and not selling cars or something.