I'm guessing PlentyofFish isn't as successful in other countries as it is here.

Shaun White called about your approach to extreme sports. He said you suck and fuck off. Then went back to shitting endorsements out his ass.

As cool as this is I don't think the bus driver will waive your fee even with free titties on the line. And that just sucks.

HaHa it's funny because I never have to sleep with her.

I have trouble understanding Russian logic, but I'm pretty fucking sure this isn't what you're supposed to do with a half naked girl in your room. No matter how much she likes The Big Bang Theory.

Half of that title is redundant. We don't think she minds though.

When later investigated, a mountainous pile of shit was, in fact, found in her underwear. But it's Asia so it was properly recycled. Into the form of a fashionable hat.

The loser here appears to be of African heritage. And you know what they say about those girls trying to keep their dignity during a fight. Yeah, me either.

Anytime a chick demands all the focus on her and physical activity is involved outside of buttering up a piece of rye bread, you'll be glad your phone has a camera function.

And that's the last time any of us remembered Bisquick ever existed. RIP.

When the moons and menstrual flows align, pandemonium is bound to ensue.

The people watching may have thought about breaking it up. Then they remembered they were in Alabama, where I'm pretty sure stopping violence is a mortal sin.

If Rosa Parks were alive right now she'd be absolutely disgusted. And old as fuck.

Typically I'd not want to see a girl domestically abused. But that bitch took a shit in my mailbox and probably owes me $3.50.

Roughly translated I think this means "Justin Bieber is better than Justin Timberlake".

Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a very simple way to get her to shut the hell up.

There's only a handful of circumstances where a man's ball bag should be swollen to the size of a cheesecake. And this is not one of them.