Congrats, you passed the rap video prerequisite. Now you're ready to date Chris Brown.

If the first girl's exposed tampon string doesn't get your boner to maximum hardness, the hottie turning the street corner into her personal piss box will. Guaranteed.

All I learned was tits look better in motion. But I already knew that. Fuck you Australia.

And what does the winner get? A welfare check that you pay for in about 5 years. I bet you can't wait.

So much tension between employee and customer, you could cut it with a knife. Not those pubic crabs though. You gotta burn those.

What's the difference between men and women? About 27 stitches.

What looks like a simple humiliating faceplant video, is really the last stage of becoming a Justin Beiber fan. You're in bitch.

Lesbian rage - GO!

Pillsbury stomach and the dancing ability of Corky Thatcher on his 5th shot of Jim Beam. An unforgivable combination.

Looks like it's back to people not giving a shit about what you ate for lunch on Twitter.

The right hole is closed and the right one is still open. If her hair wasn't sponsored by Crayola, we'd be looking at the perfect female specimen.

Well if she didn't carry a gun before... she probably does now. And diapers.

I get what she's trying to do with the lettering on her body... but get off at the wrong stop and that suddenly becomes Google Maps for Rapists.

1 testicle, my Xbox and a signed copy of the Dustin Diamond sex tape. My most precious items are what I'd be willing to give up for 15 minutes with her.

This school clearly hired the wrong WHITE TEACHER

Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns did this girl stand a chance in hell. You lose Diamontavia.