Darwin: "Dents in the hood, dents in the skull. It's all the same in Russia."

That'll teach him to try and get out of the hood and be productive.

Come on guys, save it for your anniversaries, birthdays and incestual weddings.

Cool. Now try that shit with Freddy.

Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns did this girl stand a chance in hell. You lose Diamontavia.

Jamal and company spend another Monday afternoon all dressed up and nowhere to go but the street corner. Entertainment isn't gonna make itself.

Enjoy this trailer for "You Got Served 4: Cracker Jacked".

Well...that's probably where he would've wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

Hey faces, meet fists.

When you see how they fight you'll understand why the girls had to step in to finish it.

Well, getting out of the house and interacting with the locals seemed like a good idea at the time.

What starts out as a typical greeting in Detroit, ends too much like an Iraqi prison torture video. Seriously, these bitches wanted blood.

Looks like Jamal's dream business of trading oil for crack rocks didn't pan out so well. Luckily, that's why Detroit exists.

That was kind of a prick move, but it's a little better than eating her. I'm looking in your direction, North Korea.

First video looks like unpaid mob debt. Second video is just Wednesday morning in Moscow.

Taking cheap shots like this is never acceptable. Or heterosexual last time I checked.

Russians are finally starting to show a little compassion. No really, they let her keep her teeth this time.

Never underestimate the willpower of Mediterranean testosterone.

One of the attackers was black, and the victim was white. So surely this at least makes up for a little bit of the slavery thing.

Considering the country in question there's a high possibility they just increased the value. So... in your face rebellious youth.