I too contain much disdain for surgically enhanced tits. But put Janessa on my lap and I will make her forget her last name. For 37.5 seconds.

She's cute, quirky, and is fucking her way to braces at 19-years-old. If that isn't a reason to get your boner moving then I'm afraid you're on the wrong website.

What she doesn't know her ex-boyfriend does with those most private videos from last year, won't hurt her.... right?

Well this is going to keep her therapist swimming in BMWs for the next decade or so.

You bring the stamina, she brings the lube and the rest is up to the migrant workers at the laundromat to figure out.

Pro tip: If you're gonna show off a girl that has the most talented asshole since Hot Kinky Jo, make sure you're not streaming off a 56k modem. I've jacked off to flip books smoother than this shit.

Only thing that concerns me here is her complete look of complacency here. As if having half a flag pole making contact with your sphincter is a normal thing?

She might have the emo look, but she doesn't have the emo attitude. Only minor bruising of her cervix and she already looks like she's about to tap out.

If pornstar genies were real and granted wishes, this chick would be all 3 of them. One for each hole that's worth penetrating with 5.5 inches of bratwurst.

Consider it a Superbowl of pleasure when you get to go exploring the vaginal cavity in new places. Especially when it's Consuela's responsibility to clean sheets.

You'll want to be in lesbians with her too once you see how she handles a trouser snake with such ease.

Technically what he did was okay in a country that sees 4 pints of Vodka as an after-breakfast delicacy. So no harm, no foul.

Yes that's good 'ole Kennedy, and yes she's licking as much titty as she is sucking dicks. The world is just a better place when she's 3 drinks into the night.

Public fornication: An act best reserved for those that know the importance of location. And I'm not talking orifices, Maklak.

Of course I'm basing this judgement strictly on breast-to-dick size rations here. Her upper half is worthy of an Oscar, but below the waist might be a wasteland.

Not a bad performance considering all she has to work with is a webcam, 13 viewers that can't speak English and a guy who doesn't believe in safety words.

Gymnastics and cheerleading have made her asshole one of the world's most sought-after entry points. Add it to your list of things you dream about tonight.

You both made it to freshman year of college with your virginity in tact. Congratulations. Now spend the rest of your life denying this ever happened.

A little shock, a lot of awe and a whole lot of handshakes need to be given out right now.

There's only a few guaranteed things in life. And Remy blowing your damn mind every time her ass is on screen has officially been added to that list.