Say what you will, but nobody takes it in the face better than an American girl.

As a straight man with absolutely no medical training, I recommend NOT exposing your genitals in this venue. There's better, more local to me, ways to get anal rash.

Renaming yourself "Metta World Peace" kinda conflicts with inflicting brain damage on strangers. Unless you live in Botswana. Then nobody really gives a shit what you do.

When you repress being forced into gymnastics your entire childhood, it all has to come out somewhere. GG NO RE.

Hitler would be proud of this kind of hate crime. But he's kinda tied up with all the anal fornication he's penciled in for, for the next billion years.

Tall, athlete and lays down at the first sight of danger. We found Kim Kardashian's next husband.

Classless fuck tries to live the dream of his teenage years and be part of a pro team. Unfortunately he only gets as far as a player's face and possible nut sac.

Self headshots are the worst kind of headshots.

Making Mike Tyson your sports idol. It has consequences.

That sucks. No ones gonna adopt a kid with fence marks on his face. Sorry Billy.

He's like 45. He should have watched enough porn videos by now to know the dangers of ball/face accidents.