This is cute and all, but the suddenly sober-ugly girl hookups are gonna be a lot easier when this thing drops. Play a video of the slut of your choice and pound away, never looking the gargantuan in the face.

Hillbilly Jim hunts down the oaf that's been trying to woo his chick over the Internets with the intent to kick ass and peel bacon off his back. Only half of that happens though.

Don't worry, this is just how they decide who gets to fuck her in the ass first on the blurry home video with the colorful wallpaper they're going to shoot later.

It could have been worse. 5 more minutes and the sexual tension between the two would have escalated into full blown blowies.

In Soviet Russia, guy rejects YOU. Also you have inadequate access to affordable healthcare.