Everyone relax. It's just a redneck.

Why waste your time with common sense when you can be immortalized as "that fucking dumbass on YouTube" instead?

Once you're able to do this to people over the Internet I'll renew my Xbox Live account. Same day.

That's gonna throw the curve on smartest country off pretty hard.

And that's why you don't buy anarchist starter kits in China.

After 15 minutes of thinking about this, consulting friends on Facebook and drawing a Venn diagram, I can't see a way this could have gone right.

After seeing the explosion I'm inclined to believe Billy has been buying his 'fireworks' from a retired war general.

Chances of this being fake? 98.5%. Chances of you not caring and still enjoying a complete stranger experience genital pain? 198.5%.

It's that time of year again. Remember, fireworks first, beer second. You want to keep both hands attached for that fat girl your wife will eventually turn into.

Most people have a soft spot in their hearts for things like this. But we don't. HAHAHA STUPID FUCK.

And thus, the fetish of self rim jobs has been born.

Once you're able to do this to people over the Internet, I'll renew my Xbox Live account. Until then, fuck Microsoft.

The real star here is the guy who thinks he can still list his orientation as "straight" on Facebook after taking 3rd degree burns to the cornhole. Congrats, you now have something in common with Kanye West.

It's also the same reason why you leave explosive materials to the professionals, and surprise entry at 97 mph to guys named Jamal.

Karma is pretty funny when she comes in the form of fire and parental ass whooping.

Jamal Jenkins Jr the 3rd has an out-of-body experience after 6 tons of duct taped fireworks blow the fuck up. The fire may be gone, but quotes like get the watta nigga! will last a lifetime.

Buying plastic sheets at the age of 30 doesn't truly make sense until you live with assholes like this.

To the prick who fired it: this almost makes up for you looking like Justin Bieber. Actually, it doesn't even come close. Fuck you.

I bet that was the hottest thing he had in his bed all semester long.