This reminds me how burning to death has got to be the worst way to go. It's officially replacing "Suffocation by Queen Latifah sitting on your face" on my list.

What happens when you try to drop a V8 engine into a Mazda Miata with less education on the subject than a toddler? This.

It's amazing that some parts of the world still believe this is an appropriate form of protest. Because needing a skin graft to take a piss proves your point?

Say hi to the girlfriend of the very lucky Brandon401401.

Well... to be fair there's at least way to trump getting KO'd with your face on fire. But Queen Latifah's a-hole was on vacation this week, so deal with it.

Inbreeding has no positive results. Ever.

Yeah it's the one with the wheel going into the crowed and injuring over 25 people in the process. Now you get to see it from the audience, without having to buy a ticket or being inbred.

The meat's gone bad.

We should get rid of tazers and batons in the police force. This looks like so much more fun.

The woman asked her BF for 2,000 yuan to repay a debt but he refused. The woman then poured a bottle of gas on herself and set fire. The BF didn't do except run away after kicking her. She didn't survive.

Cool. Now do it with dynamite in your mouth Pauly D.

Technically the guy in the first video wasn't at fault. But the shithead pyromaniac lacking a fear of heights in clip #2 better be grateful for his attached scrotum.

The general rule of thumb when recording gore footage for the Internet is to use a Russian cell phone from 1995. Example: this.

And that's the last time 2 bags of Cheetos and a VHS copy of Tyler Perry's Greatest Hits up was ever described as "worth it".

You can tell a person's experience with heavy machinery by how fast he runs away from them. I'd give this guy a solid 5 in the "shit I shouldn't own" category.

I like what happens at the :46 mark. Because the need for Benny Hill music has never been greater.

Training for a future in the burn ward or the cheapest plastic surgery? I vote both.

When you hear the series of blithering idiot bullshit out of her mouth, you'll understand why I don't need to write anything here.