This is why I only vote for former action stars and porn stars.

Hate crime. Better call Al Sharpton.

Senseless violence isn't funny. But when this is the end result, it starts to be.

This skankopotmus knows a thing or two about unfair fights. She's been losing the battle with obesity and diabetes since the age of 11.

A few hours of this a day and no one will be able to call him the Kanye West of the fighting world ever again. Not to his face at least.

At first I thought they were just playing with American rules, but no showboating his way into a white woman rape case quickly extinguished that idea.

It's been 24 hours without an act of violence, I was starting to get worried.

I bet finding a prom date is hard when you can beat up every boy in your school.

Nice technique, but putting your fingers that close to that guy's mouth? That's a dangerous recipe for hepatitis boy.

Ah, the young padawan is learning well. But it will take many years of robbing Asian women at corner delis for pocket change to reach full hood status.

With skills like that he'll be raping white girls in the major leagues in no time.

Pound for pound I haven't seen this much excitement since Sex And The City 2 hit theaters. All the men in San Fransisco were in an uproar that day.

Proof that you should never cross a girl three days into her period.

This would never happen at Burger King. The retards are already behind the counter there.

Lets just hope she uses this power for good. Like standing in line at the next Twilight movie and pummeling anything that moves.

I don't know who the fuck he is or what he does, but after watching the video I have crossed "fighter" off the list of possibilities.

The father-son bond in Russia is strong. Unlike the Russian-everyone else bond which involves a lot of unnecessary boots to the face.

You know what they say about fat inbred girls that can't fight? Because I sure as hell don't.

Such a shame that Paris Hilton isn't a wrestling fan. I would have been able to jerk off to this.

I'm not sure but I think this was how I was conceived.

Ricardo's problem was not setting the thing to Rhino power level. Lack of English burns him again.