A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.

And what does the winner get? A welfare check that you pay for in about 5 years. I bet you can't wait.

Best Craigslist transaction, EVER.

Talk shit, get hit - that's the rule. It's just usually more effective when you're stronger than a newborn kitten.

Maybe it was smart of him not to hit back. Or maybe he was on his way to CVS to pick up a new bottle of Vagisil. We'll never know for sure.

An unorthodox way to show support for your team. But fuck does it work.

A rant so epic could only be followed up by a traditional ass beating. Back to Xbox live he goes, to fuck your mothers with 3 different kinds of Pop Tart flavors.

Shriveled ballsacs aren't the only side effect to testosterone injections. Sometimes this happens too.

Most law enforcement would just taze the anus and call it a day. Meet the sole exception.

This school clearly hired the wrong WHITE TEACHER

UFC 159: Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen

UFC 159: Bisping vs. Belcher

A prime example of why you should always start what you finish. The 5 going on 6 restraining orders issued against me by WWE's AJ Lee prove that.

I don't know what this is about, but after taking the color, age and average weight of the participants I'm inclined to believe it has something to do with Black Ops and somebodies mom being anally penetrated.

Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns did this girl stand a chance in hell. You lose Diamontavia.

I know... "ruthless Russian" is about as redundant as "wet water". But seriously, this bitch has problems.

No means no.

I'm not entirely sure what passes as extra curricular activity at college campuses nowadays, but UCONN might be on to something here.

Is it still considered black on black violence when the attacker can't be distinguished from a Sumatran rhino? Someone should look into that.