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Pretentious Bitch Fucks With NYPD
Seeing a baton get used as a colon cleanser would have been icing on the cake... but we don't always get what we want.
Schizo Security Guard Beaten Up
A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.
Popular Girl Gets Taught a Lesson
And what does the winner get? A welfare check that you pay for in about 5 years. I bet you can't wait.
Who in the Fuck Fights a Cactus!?
Best Craigslist transaction, EVER.
Little More, Little More - Perfect!
Now do you see the importance of seat belts and not trading an immigrant a driver's license for gardening services? You better.
When Sucker Punching Goes Bad
Talk shit, get hit - that's the rule. It's just usually more effective when you're stronger than a newborn kitten.
Flirting With the Wrong Girlfriend
Nobody gives her a Charizard card for her birthday but him. NOBODY.
When Porn Casting Goes WRONG
It's all fun and games until El Gordo calls for the money shot you agreed to take for less than the cost of a supreme chalupa. Today is the day you reflect on life.
Kanye West Humiliating Himself
Not his fault. You'd try to self-inflict a concussion to forget you're holding hands with a 1980's love seat too.
Biker Has His Man Card REVOKED
Maybe it was smart of him not to hit back. Or maybe he was on his way to CVS to pick up a new bottle of Vagisil. We'll never know for sure.
Homemade Potato Gun FAILURE
And that's why we don't let people from the group home into engineering school.
The Very Last Harlem Shake Video
This reminds me how burning to death has got to be the worst way to go. It's officially replacing "Suffocation by Queen Latifah sitting on your face" on my list.
Complete Moron vs. a Parked Car
AAA in southern states really sucks.
Two Dudes Get Schooled by Cops
Don't know how you LOAD someone into the backseat of a cruiser and not realize he has a gun on him. But the second guy being hauled off for halal meat kinda makes up for it.
When Armed Robbery Goes Wrong
Slow when executing the crime. Propellers up their ass when they realize the customer is an armed cop.
Reserve Chute Deployed a Bit Early
Early deployment usually means a different thing on this site. But this is just as embarrassing.
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