Great attitude but here's a tip on the house: Save your commentary for online World of Warcraft gold farming. It's not helping the boner stay a boner.

This almost makes up for THIS STATEMENT. Almost.

Don't have a name but I wish I did. It's been a few weeks since the last time I realized mid fap that my genitals will never come close to a girl this hot.

Some females were just destined to be pornstars. Example: This.

She may not be respecting daddies wishes of going to medical school, but there's still some degree of human anatomy being studied here.

Not so sure about the way they're roleplaying with this one... but she's definitely a certified recipient of the ball juice. Congratulations to this man.

You'll want to be in lesbians with her too once you see how she handles a trouser snake with such ease.

You both made it to freshman year of college with your virginity in tact. Congratulations. Now spend the rest of your life denying this ever happened.

A little shock, a lot of awe and a whole lot of handshakes need to be given out right now.

There's only a few guaranteed things in life. And Remy blowing your damn mind every time her ass is on screen has officially been added to that list.

Not quite, but lookalikes are all the rage nowadays. Plus, the real one comes with a lot of bruising, wear-and-tear type shit you probably don't want to deal with.

It's amateur videos like this that make us think bad about our current significant others. practice practice practice practice practice practice

Studying for college finals suddenly seems a lot less important when there's dick in the area. Forget Political Science, this bitch is majoring in Planned Parenthood.

There's an old saying my grandaddy used to tell me: Real men do what they want. After seeing this I'm convinced it wasn't Whiskey and 1953 racism talking.

Flexibility and colorful socks. That's normally the prerequisite for the cheerleading squad, but today it's the one way street to public fornication. HOT.

There's a time and a place for everything. Except this. This needs to happen all day, every day.

Mom and dad sent her to the finest community college so she could get the education she deserved. So when you think about it, everything worked out.

Most people that wrestling around with something that big get their own reality show on The Discovery Channel. For her, it's just Thursday afternoon.

When you want to bang your girl with the power of a Marvel Comic villain, one must choose the female in question wisely. She would get the cock of Thanos.

Dudes living the American dream and your penis is a witness too it. Not the pancake syrup bath with a Guatemalan hooker one. The other good one.

It's all fun and games until El Gordo calls for the money shot you agreed to take for less than the cost of a supreme chalupa. Today is the day you reflect on life.