18 punches to the face have a way of teaching people a lesson. For example, this kid found out he does a spot-on impression of a doormat.

Just once I would like to see Robin Williams pop his head out and scream Jumangi! when a guy of this size gets past 5 mph. Is that so much to ask for?

Cultural diversity: European style.

Training for a future in the burn ward or the cheapest plastic surgery? I vote both.

Say what you will, but nobody takes it in the face better than an American girl.

FIFA has imposed a two-match ban on Colombia player Lady Andrade after U.S. forward Abby Wambach said she was "sucker-punched" by her opponent.

When you see how much damage is done with just one hit you'll understand why these guys never carry guns on them.

Don't worry. This is just what they do to woman in China when they refuse their 30th non-pay increased overtime hour.

Why lose liver function to 20 years of drinking Steel Reserves when you can just have it kicked into submission instead?

First video HERE. Watch it and cherish having more than 12 brain cells.

I don't know why bricks seem to be the weapon of choice in street fights this year. But we're hoping you have a better day than this guy.

And this is why every man should be in something much safer than this country. Like their homes, or a coffin.

Don't worry, this is just how they decide who gets to fuck her in the ass first on the blurry home video with the colorful wallpaper they're going to shoot later.

When he wakes up in 4-6 hours, everybody's getting defriended on Facebook.

Nobody should ever know what teeth taste like. Somebody should tell him that when he's cleared to stop eating apple sauce at every meal.

If I've learned anything over the years, it's to never fuck with a guy named Oleg after last call. It never ends well for anybody.

If he attempted that move a 100 more times, it still never would have worked. And he'd still look like a homosexual helicopter in the process.

It sounds like a deaf man mixed this song on an Apple product. Our apologies in advance for that, but surely the brain damage delivered more than makes up for it.

First candidate up for shithead of the year is Carlos "Raiden" Gutierrez. He's got enough electricity running through his testicles to guest star in the next Mortal Kombat. The next guy... well. Fuck him.