Anybody else got a craving for meatball sub? Double meat.

I know... "ruthless Russian" is about as redundant as "wet water". But seriously, this bitch has problems.

2 parts mystery, 1 part extra chromosome. Because you have to be at least a little bit retarded to try and smooch a fucking reptile.

You can almost hear him crying at the end of the video. Shake it off, pussy.

Now that he doesn't have any teeth, he eats a lot of applesauce and gives fantastic blowjobs.

Nobody said late-term black market abortions were pretty. But they sure are cheap.

I don't know what this is about, but considering it's Australia I bet it has to do with blowjobs or Koala bears.

Or ever again without access to Craigslist.

Chivalry has returned to Russia. The 175 year drought is broken.

Getting this close to a guy that wears those kind of shorts never ends well. Goodnight Anapan.

In the Motherland, this is considered foreplay.

After watching this you'll understand why it's a bad idea for white guys to turn their backs to black guys.

Take your Bahama Mama and go fuck yourself, Craig.

Getting an education becomes much more challenging when your face is being used as target practice. Just ask my mom when she tries to do homework during dad's whiskey hour.

1:40 is the money shot on this one. Welcome to Ikea's meatball department, bitch.

Welcome to Australia.