Everyone relax. It's just a redneck.

Darwin needs to stop taking those long coffee breaks.

OnionRed: "Is 'Allah Ackbar' = 'World Star' in Arabic?" LOL.

And boom goes the Syrianite.

This always works on ex-girlfriends, and fans of the Big Bang Theory. You can call the same guy.

Clip dated: 2003. Funny time frame: Eternity.

For a group of people that only want to take control of their shitty country back, FSA soldiers sure do get treated like shit.

Why waste your time with common sense when you can be immortalized as "that fucking dumbass on YouTube" instead?

No idea what the fuck happened, but oil prices probably went up today. So lets be mad at that.

Remember kids, this can easily be avoided by exercising your ability to not stick your face where it doesn't fucking belong.

There's a reason you stay home and just watch shit on the news sometimes. And this is it.

Redneck Olympics are pretty cool when somebodies cousin isn't involved.

On the bright side now he can't accidentally be crushed by a car. Most garages have a no-carrot policy in their hiring strategy.

The result is nothing short of a Romanian girl's performance on the uneven bars. I'm talking great dismount, plenty of airtime, solid 9.0's across the judges panels.

You wanna know how I avoid getting killed by a grenade? I don't fucking use them the same day Budweiser goes on a 2 for 1 sale.

I've categorized this one under Funny. Had any solitary soul on Earth cared about them I would've opted for Shocking, or maybe Cool.

After seeing the explosion I'm inclined to believe Billy has been buying his 'fireworks' from a retired war general.