When are these desperate-for-dick girls ever going to learn? For our sake, hopefully never.

Slipping a few inches into her pee hole was no accident. Some men actually work their whole lives to get within penetrating distance of such a piece of ass.

With dimensions like that and an automatic entry to med school, who the fuck would ever break up with her? Oriental pussy like this can change your life.

Breakups are hard. But they're even harder when you know your ex-boyfriend has footage of him blasting your Hello Kitty hole and he puts it online.

A full version of this video DOES exist. Myth mother fuckin busted.

European girls got it easy man. One gash flash is all it takes to get American dick to maximum erection and then they call all the shots for the rest of the night.

Forget the benefits of not having to do any of the physical work yourself for a second & focus on the scenery here. She's got the chest of a Bob Ross painting.

When someone remakes the Rocky movies and decides Rocky needs to be black, they probably shouldn't get this guy to play the role.

The ole' run and gun sneak pussy attack she's known for around campus won't be so secret this time. You can thank the guy with the big smile for that.

... with a damn fork. Genius.

But will she love it when her next Facebook status about SWAG YOLO has this link in it as a response? Not so much. But the Internet isn't good at forgetting.

Honestly I don't know what the fuck is going on here. Girls are hitting guys, guys are hitting girls. It could be a Chris Brown concert or a 5 year wedding anniversary.

Mix 1 part high quality camera work with 2 parts girl you couldn't get with a billion dollars in your dream and you get something like this. And stained carpets.

She's got the look. But more important she's got the throat vacuum to back up the look when it comes time to make her pay for that 3 star lunch at Denny's.

Could it be? Even if it's not let's go ahead and pretend it is. Because the only way those lyrics are going to get out of your head is via furious masturbation.

You don't just make a sex tape when you're this hot and expect it to stay a secret. And after the head of scholarships is done jerking off, she'll find out why.

Semi-classy on the outside, ball gargling home wrecker everywhere else. Basically the perfect girl to wake up next to after a long scotch drinking contest.

Her first mistake was letting a foreign dick tour the inner walls. Her second was letting the jerkoff play James Cameron during the entire filthy unforgivable deed.