Remember THIS VIDEO?. Well it just got even more excellent.

It surely won't take over our favorite use of POV video though. Interracial Cambodian stripper gangbangs in Burger King parking lots is not that easy to top.

I can understand making a break for it when the wife comes home early. But this Spider-man shit? The dick she's riding better be connected to King Midas himself.

Bath salt addict yearning for freedom manages to get it in his head that the piss box is his ticket to the outside world. What follows is the best 2:33 the Internet has to offer. I shit in my underwear twice.

...and that's one more reason Vin Diesel movies should be banned in America.

You'd think a man with his dick out would have trouble escaping police. But then you'd underestimate a man that thinks Ford Explorers are flushable.

You'd think the Grim Reaper would have a better sense of humor than this. Like a crocodile on the other side, or the girl from Precious, spread eagle.

Spoiler alert: I shit my pants just thinking about being in this situation. Simply awesome.

At $20/pound he should have learned how to jump higher than that if he was planning to go awol.

In retrospect, hiring a pit crew full of guys with Gonzalez as their last name was a economically feasible, but bad idea.