They're big, sticky and have enough vascular toughness to give the thickest Alfredo sauce a run for it's money. And these sluts love every last drop of it.

I just did this to my mom last week. Small world.

Darwin: Just a yellow card? What do you have to do for the red card. Get a knife and start slicing?

Guess the masses will have to decide if that's true or not now that he's got video proof. Glazing her hole does look fun but we're gonna rate it in the 6.5 area.

And possibly the only one. 6 months of abstinence and gaining 67 pounds worth of mountain dew in your groin area doesn't sound like fun experience.

When I think amateur martial arts, I picture 2 dipshits trying to figure out which part of their body is used to inflict the damage. Way to break the curve, asshole.

Damn that was an awesome fight. These kids are gonna make great Detroit cops one day.

It's a shame he doesn't believe in the ancient art of fighting back. He could have avoided growing a vagina today.

Going face first into the ground at 19 mph is one thing. But ending it with a 450 flip into a bellyflop too? This would make a retard blush.

I'd ask for these for my birthday... but not a chance in hell they're getting through the front door.

Spoiler alert: I shit my pants just thinking about being in this situation. Simply awesome.