No more privacy for her. Or the other handful of girls in this dorm room playing hopscotch every penis within sucking distance. Popularity here they cum.

If there was anybody that didn't need it to be harder to fit in, it was Mei-Lien the only girl in China without a pillow for a boyfriend.

Yup there's no denying it: You'd eat the farts out of her ass if it meant touching her too. Someone contact Viagra and let them know the end is near.

"Fuck her harder bro". If those aren't the words every self-respecting mother wants her daughter to hear during her university years, I don't know what is.

Take 1 part whore, mix it with 2 parts not giving a fuck & give it the endurance of a professional running back and what do you get? Katy Perry. And these chicks.

Now here's a diet I think we can all agree is the right way to go when good health is of the highest priority. Zero calories and a taste that can't be beat.

It's the Internet so there's about a 138% chance of this being dog shit fake. But if you tell your penis it's real it should make the semi you get more enjoyable.

What would you do after plowing through a road block of pussy like this? Personally I'd just call it quits. After having this much stimulation it's time to retire.

For one of the scariest places in the world to simply walk down the street they sure as hell have awesome women. aka I'll be seeing you at RussianBrides.com.

Fall classes haven't started yet, but let's take a moment and remember the best times from last semester at FSU. About 6 or 7 times in a row if you don't mind.

Don't expect to see a goat stroll into the fun or anything. It's just raw, by the book ass-to-pussy-to-mouth, squirting like a fire hose, hormonal bareback fuckin.

You don't get the moniker "boner food" without earning it first. It took the entire 3rd floor of building C, but by fuck did she achieve her semester-long goal.

Those facial expressions only mean 2 things. Eating 2 burrito bowls at Chipotle alone, or complete sexual confusion. Ask me how I know. Go ahead, ask me.

Living on the same floor as 50 people is tough. Now imagine how much tougher it is when they all want to watch when it comes time to get bent over. Nightmare.

Not a bad bang by any means, we just think the mood could have been enhanced with a florescent light bulb or a guy that knew wtf he was doing.

No condoms, no problem. We only invite the sluttiest of the sluts but leaving STD and baby free can't be guaranteed. That's up to the cheapest Mexican beer.

"Fuck her harder bro". Nothing makes your most intimate moment with a guy you met 2 hours ago anymore romantic than that. Trust us. We checked.

Screech-looking mother fucker is inside a triangle of free pussy and doesn't even have the decency to grope a single tit unannounced. Kill him. With fire.

We dreamt it, he's living it. Saying we're salty about having to watch the ultimate wet dream unfold and not being a part of it would be an understatement.

What can you say, she's borderline perfect. If her asshole was able to dispense unopened bottles of Smirnoff I would have had the ring bought yesterday.