If Rosie o'Donnell ever made a sex tape, this would be the PG version.

Well technically, the sweatshop portable dyno is what destroyed part of the car. These details are important.

Drugs are bad. Unless a complete stranger does them, butt naked and hulk smashes the local pottery store. Then it's fucking hilarious.

Considering the country in question there's a high possibility they just increased the value. So... in your face rebellious youth.

Heroes? STOPPING sale of drugs? RUSSIA? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

I'm all for standing your ground. But when a 5 foot tall penis in a plastic bike helmet starts acting like Captain Planet, bitches are getting run over.

When one of your day's highlights is being vertical just long enough to double your chance at getting diabetes, it may be time to look into Buddhism. You might come back as something useful, like philanthropist or a rock

Asia looks like so much fun as long as you never eat any of the food, have sex with any of the women and wear a full body condom at all times.

At first I thought this was a joke. Then I realized humor hasn't been found in Russia since the mother fucking stone age. Which was like last week and this was filmed two days ago.

By the end that man had completely turned into THIS

Not 1 Megan Fox or Kate Upton on the other side of that glass. Unfuckingacceptable.

Believe it or not this was started by an angry woman that was not of the Caucasian persuasion. I'll just go ahead and remove the "not".

Well someone sure as fuck isn't getting a paper crown now. The 6-piece tazer meal is looking like a good possibility though.

Two videos of African American women using violence in a fast food restaurant you say? The best out of 328 posted online in the past 24 hours, we say.

From a $200 bill to a $10,000 fine. It makes sense in Detroit.

Greatest car detailing I've ever seen in the country. Totally worth the 10% tip required.

Granted, the only way to get Indian body odor out of that interior would be to burn it, but this is too much.