"Never fuck with the Russian Fonz"

You always see PSAs for texting and driving, drinking and driving, Chinese and driving. It's high time we put some of that sponsor money into this epidemic.

The irony is palpable.

Darwin: "Dents in the hood, dents in the skull. It's all the same in Russia."

Russian hip surgery at it's finest. Up next: Learning to shave with a hacksaw.

Well that could have been a lot worse: He could have woke up in Russ... oh.

I'm convinced Russian roads have no rules... but physics do. And by the looks of it they're pretty damn strict.

For the sake of avoiding heart attacks, hope this is the closest you'll ever get to the Isle of Man.

Physical therapy that works. Get this man a Ph.D and his 11:00AM Vodka.

Getting that kind of distance from an animal that big is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, Russia probably rewards you based on the lb.

In Russia, this is what "slightly used" means on eBay car ads.

0b(li)vious: "Fuck airbags. Need a parachute on that one."

Despite what you thought you knew about Africa, they actually have cars, and when someone jacks one, the cops will take you out like a fuckin' gazelle.

No respawn motherfucker. GG NO RE.

Farmville should have cars. Proof: This.

That first clip was fucked up enough to reuse from earlier in the week. The rest are as fresh as a daisy.

Another day, another heap of twisted metal to remind you that Russia is the undisputed champion of insurance claims.

If it came out of nowhere, can't be explained by conventional science or makes you glad you don't live there - chances are it happened in Russia.

Prepare to discover super retardation. Making regular retardation look like NASA engineering since 2009.