Welcome to the Internet mother fucker.

It's simply called "Gwiyomi". And if you're any Japanese citizen on the relevant part of the Internet that doesn't involve porcupines up your butt, you do this.

I'm gonna go ahead and say he won this. Because I haven't seen moves that fresh since a Bronx street corner in 1986, and because I don't want my ass beat.

First video here. The possibility of dislocating your ball sac having sex with either girl is quite high.

Someone does P90 X.

P90 go fuck yourself.

Well if there was any fowl that was going to turn me off to an entire country, a swan with a remote control car up it's ass fits the bill quite nicely.

$100 says no boyfriend has ever pulled out.

Juicy natural tits and a coin slot of a vagina.

I've always wanted to hear the theme song in Russian. But not even those epic dick 360's make up for the 100% chance that his mom is the one filming this.

If there was one vagina you'd like to find in your bed, knocked out cold and stinking of bourbon on a Saturday morning - it's hers. I'll get the bottles.

Now I believe in reincarnation... because these fuckfaces were definitely Goldfish at one point in existence.

Dancing is hard. Now imagine how much harder it is when everything tastes like cardboard for the rest of your life.

Both are pretty awesome. For spectators.

Perhaps it's the result of listening to an entire Lil Wayne CD in one sitting, but this kind of mental dysfunction never comes equipped with double-F's. Thanks BET?