You'll notice during the interview the upstanding gentleman says he has 18 children by 17 mothers. A background check proved 22. And that his sperm has the potency of a nuclear missile.

Unless he's the guy that keeps green lighting new Paranormal Activity movies, he probably didn't deserve this.

This one might anger you. But we can now see in high detail why you should always kick people in the egg sac first, and ask questions later.

When you're dealing with a guy that looks like JROC, it's probably best to fight with common sense instead of your fist.

Anyone but this jackass.

Apparently that's the story here. And the punishment is a bigger bag of WTF than anything Lady Gaga has claimed was formal attire.

As if he needed more reason to shit his pants in a public place.

I have no proof but he probably deserved every bit of that. Most black men trying to sell weed next to your fucking mailbox usually do.

Supposedly a father confronted his daughter's 17-year-old instigator and paid for it with a medicare claim. But the guy on the ground looks like he's in his 20's and black people never have kids until... nevermind.

That was close. The procreating dipshit in the backwards hat almost got a booboo.

They raced, he lost. Side note: that's a pretty damn good quality camera. Any base jumper who plan on falling to his/her death should look into getting one.

Ever wonder why people add Interesting trades accepted to their Craigslist posts? Now you don't have to. But the pieces of a 1967 Chevelle dad got in return was totally worth it.

A cowboy that works in IT? That's almost more unbelievable then his spoiled monster offspring thinking she has a purpose in life other than frying lard.

Was that a fucking karate chop thrown in there? Apparently Enter The Dragon on VHS has consequences.

Don't worry. When he's 27 and still too terrified to go in the gardening aisle at Home Depot, we'll have the video proof explaining why.

Ken got fucked. Literally.

Fucking instruction manuals. They never come in the language you need.

Mom's glare. Dad's attempt to justify his actions. Who needs Rosetta Stone to know a dick is going in the deep fryer tonight?

Looks like this covers the dangers of being a teenager with an ego, and mouthing off to someone that doesn't give 1 single fuck in the same video. Bravo.

I never passed 8th grade science so I don't know why this happened, but yay for father son bonding!