There's something about this girl that makes me feel good about being alive. Oh yeah - EVERYTHING.

Not the first time you're seeing this dick-addicted spitfire featured on here, and definitely not the last. Not as long as she keeps giving full service jobs like this.

There's simply no going back to other girls after this. Every chick he gets into bed from now on is going to look like Samuel L Jackson in comparison.

Gas or ass - those are the rules when trashy girls want to get a ride in my car. It's good to see the same principals being adopted on girls that can actually fuck.

Most people that wrestling around with something that big get their own reality show on The Discovery Channel. For her, it's just Thursday afternoon.

The camera work could have been a little better. Those tits however, were just right.

Look how satisfied she is with herself after choking that cock down for a grand total of 120 seconds of penetration. That looks like wifey material to me.

This no-lube attack on her piss box is brought to you by the combined effort of low self esteem, a possible case of bulimia and Craigslist being so easy to access.

Barely at drinking age and already paving her road to semi-pro pornstardom. The only thing that could make her better was an asshole that dispensed weed.

Unfortunately they are about as useful as a bag of expired trail mix. Her only hope is to score that Reebok sponsorship when gravity turns them into sneakers.

When you want to bang your girl with the power of a Marvel Comic villain, one must choose the female in question wisely. She would get the cock of Thanos.

Grab your backpacks because we're all going to the step classes next week. This is the last piece of video footage I need to see to make that decision.

Dudes living the American dream and your penis is a witness too it. Not the pancake syrup bath with a Guatemalan hooker one. The other good one.

Beyond-fortunate college boy scores the fuck of the century and his camera couldn't have been in a better location at the time. Internet high five for him.

No better way to leave your mark in the old college apt than to squirt as much seminal fluid in it. The next tenants are gonna think monkeys were living there.

There's a health risk here. One wrong thrust from a guy with a triple barrel cock gun and it's going to be lights out for her vaginal crevice. Stock up on Advil.

Sometimes you can see the repressed daddy issues from 20 miles away.

Sharing is caring. But this time it might be more about survival than anything else. One wrong thrust and he's gonna be wearing their insides as cock jackets.

When it comes to Japan, it doesn't get anymore bonerific than dressing up your chick as Popeye the fucking sailor man and getting randy with her butthole. Hot.

Blinded by the riches of tokens, this girl-next-door type takes her fuckery to level 2. It involves choking, gagging even a foul shot creampie. Chicks got skillz.

There's something about renting out your pussy to a total stranger while he films it and makes bank on the Internet afterwards. Still classier than OKCupid though.