I'm all for girls attempting penetration with objects the size of a beer keg, but that thing has no bigger dimensions than the average chinaman. Man the fuck up.

A definite cure for constipation? He's got an ap for that.

Meet Baltimore rapper Sonny Reddz. When he isn't busy spitting that hot fire, he likes to film himself making 30-year-old men cry. Consider those tears of justice.

Girl breaks up with boy. Boy makes 2 min video full of tears and begging to get her back. Girl puts video on Facebook and probably circle jerks his friends. GG

Every time I rip on someone who happens to be African American, I get angry emails calling me racist. So watch this productive gentlemen deal with lachrymatory agent in his ocular cavities.

Pound for pound it's a pretty good brawl. All the way up until Tyrone activates his Mommy Trap Card. Then it goes downhill.

Things aren't looking good for his hood pass. Now if he can't slip a knife past security at the local retirement home, he's never going to get one.

There's a reason you stay home and just watch shit on the news sometimes. And this is it.

The FGC, or Fighting Game Community, is filled to the brim with pot monsters, fruads and now, tear dripping cracker jacks. Staying free has never been THIS humiliating.

Looks like Jamal just lost the little bit of street cred he had left. Luckily that's why San Fransisco exists.

You'd never think a hardened thug would be the hero at 2AM. But then you'd have no faith in a man that gets no less than 2 Burger King employees pregnant per month.

Live camming. Most girls never seem to make it past 40 token donations per hour. But chances are they don't have an e-bully that wants to get real during their night shift.

When you confuse the act of defending yourself with having your period, things like this are bound to happen.

A female streaming tears down her face because she ENJOYED the feeling of sexual stimulation? Mother fucker, it's not a myth after all. Alert the Internet.

If only she was wearing a perfume that smelled like a 9-5 job. That would have made the instigator back off instantly.

Not her personal best in 5 minutes or less. But in her defense there wasn't one bottle of tequila in sight.

Damn that was close. We almost had to feel bad for someone today.

This is pretty emasculating. So if you like seeing Darwin hand out his awards in style, I suggest not skipping this one.

He's not particularly good at theft, taking it like a man or faking a serious brain injury. If he can't traffic at least 2 lbs of cocaine in his anal cavity I'm afraid it might be time to leave South America.

Without a way to crank it there's a higher chance of him procreating. Fuck.

Well it's a good thing this didn't happen in Russia .It would've been a lot colder and this would've been recorded on a cell phone from 1998.