Like, REALLY calm. I've seen more fear in the faces of white guys that accidentally cut in line at McDonald's.

Meet the new poster boy for reasons to support abortion. Sorry brah, you just replaced the entire Justin Bieber fan base.

Bear witness to the most solid immovable object since the first episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Two clips here actually. Because just one uncalled for collision in a third-world piss box simply isn't enough for us anymore.

Underwear browning moment #1: tangled parachute lines. #2 is his buddy somehow colliding with him despite 18,000 miles of open space.

Always reaching for the stars.

Going dick-first into a speeding 18 wheeler is one thing in Russia. But to survive your car being opened up like a can of tuna fish? This would make Tony Stark jealous.

Take an irritated person that's sick of obnoxiously loud harasses on 2 wheeled vehicles and stick him behind the wheel of a 3,000 lb vehicle and what do you get? America. And this guy.

If you'll excuse me I have to go change my underwear... drawer.

Yup. Same results.

Technically the guy in the first video wasn't at fault. But the shithead pyromaniac lacking a fear of heights in clip #2 better be grateful for his attached scrotum.

When you see just how much distance a full grown human can get with just the right velocity, you'll wonder why this isn't an Olympic sport yet.

Wesley Snipes, eat your heart out. After your cellmate lets go of your butthole.

GG NO RE

Two separate instances of petty criminals getting exactly what they deserve. James Bond style.

If there's one thing you can count on, it's the versatility of a Russian driver.