Deadpan: "He just took the express route"

These are actually just brilliant tactics to make the pain of living in Russia go away for a little while. It works.

Driving a car in Russia is kinda useless at this point. If you don't die on the road, some sort of daily activity like breathing will be sure to do you in somehow.

The rules in this country are pretty simple: Stay on the pedal until you run out of gas. Then all the Grey Goose you had for breakfast should handle the rest.

Way to go brah. Maybe fucking his disoriented body the ass to complete the humiliation should be next on the daily planner?

Well, he won't be having kids. Not because of this accident but because he's a dumb ugly fuck.

A panel of judges just out of sight gave that flip a solid 9.3. The landing...more like a 1.7.

The countries experiment to let drivers decide if they should stop at red lights or not was quickly shut down after this.

I can understand the mixing of the pedals. Hell, I can even see the destruction happening in reverse. But how in the mother fucking hell do you do it TWICE?

Fuck. He'll never make it to his 3 o'clock shift at Taco Bell. And that's not me being an asshole, he really does scrub toilets there.

If anybody has video in this country without snow and a Volkswagen being used as a weapon, please send it in. Mythbusters kinda shit ya know.

Paragliding becomes a whole lot harder when your chute gets twisted and you land on your spinal cord.

And that's why waxing your carrot at highway speeds should always be done in the slow lane. See what happens when you fuck around?

She probably saw this coming. It's Russia, and 17 minutes went by without some sort of violent act.

People get hit driving, people get hit walking - but the real money shot here is at the 1:12 mark. You can't script shit like this.

Damn this video spread around the Internet faster than a photoshopped picture of Emma Watson's clitoris. So watch it again.

Gravity works in mysterious ways. Direct, vengeful, purposely, mysterious ways.

Fuck the future generation. I officially give up.