All I learned was tits look better in motion. But I already knew that. Fuck you Australia.

Now do you see the importance of seat belts and not trading an immigrant a driver's license for gardening services? You better.

Don't want to be an organ donor? Don't use public transportation. It's that simple.

Cue this song

AAA in southern states really sucks.

Totally sweet GFX bro.

Fucking blue turtle shells man. EVERY TIME.

And that's why they stopped letting people from the group home volunteer at the track.

Farmville should have cars. Proof: This.

That first clip was fucked up enough to reuse from earlier in the week. The rest are as fresh as a daisy.

Another day, another heap of twisted metal to remind you that Russia is the undisputed champion of insurance claims.

Sponsored by R. Kelly.

You probably shouldn't practice headshotting pedestrians with pieces of your car. But if you do, make sure it looks something like this.

Lack of upper body strength and proper center of gravity: Just two of the negatives to having 37% body fat. Also, your blood smells like butter.

If it came out of nowhere, can't be explained by conventional science or makes you glad you don't live there - chances are it happened in Russia.

Rally Racing: Turning unsuspecting people into organ donors since 1975.

Prepare to discover super retardation. Making regular retardation look like NASA engineering since 2009.

Deadpan: "He just took the express route"