Dudes living the American dream and your penis is a witness too it. Not the pancake syrup bath with a Guatemalan hooker one. The other good one.

It's all fun and games until El Gordo calls for the money shot you agreed to take for less than the cost of a supreme chalupa. Today is the day you reflect on life.

And know you know why the "FREE" section on Craigslist exists. For her, not the couch.

Watch as this innocent little girl gets lured into a video that can never be deleted off the face of the Internet with nothing more than sticky tits to show for it.

Consider your penis officially taken hostage if it ever gets the chance to play hide and seek between those thighs.

Mom and Dad aren't going to be proud but we sure as fuck are. But we should probably tell her that girls who really care about their futures do it up the butt.

Sweetness on the surface, and just as sticky on the inside thanks to this guy making an unannounced deposit into her vaginal canal. I don't think she's happy.

Slipping a few inches into her pee hole was no accident. Some men actually work their whole lives to get within penetrating distance of such a piece of ass.

In a world where clocks flush, this man is king.

Gotta love the gusto of a blonde girl. Statistically speaking they are less likely to stab you in the face if you blow a load inside them. Always remember that.

She may be accepting a cunt plugging from a total stranger, but there's much worse things in life. Like texting while driving, or Ellen Degeneres for example.

Take a good, hard look at that face in the thumbnail. That's the expression of a girl who knows what it takes to be popular and is willing to put the work in.

Of course, the freshest girl in this town could mean she's yet to do a 30 man gangbang. A good standard to have when dating girls in the New Jersey area.

That couch has seen more than it's fair share of gutter slut, trailer trash, redneck-squeezed vaginal juices in it's lifetime. We consider this one an upgrade.

You should know who she is by now simply by the shape of her tits. If not, start now because there's going to be a whole lot of her in the future.

It seems miss Lily has stopped making videos as of late. So you big tittied, bug-looking slut, consider this your 20,000 cock salute.

Put Holly Michaels and Nacho Vidal into the same scene together and what do you get? Nightmares for her, awesomeness for us. A pretty even trade IMO.

And they're willing to go balls to the wall for the right price. Just ask Ronnie - her going rate is 2 pick up lines from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and a fake promise.

If there's a boundary, barrier or wall a girl with Spanish blood in her can't cross we haven't seen it yet. Warning: she might become a personal favorite.

A natural beauty gets a not-so-natural introduction to the world of video recorded sexual activity. And the southern-bell lookin' slut is loving every second.

A full version of this video DOES exist. Myth mother fuckin busted.