Fucking hell. I haven't seen such a spaced-out look on someones face since the time I walked in on dad giving mom a Texas chili bowl. That reminds me, I'm late for therapy. By 27 years.

Unfathomable

I've classified this drug as something you simply don't fuck with. So if you're a virgin, that's another thing you can stick your penis into. That kinda sucks.

April 2013.

That first clip was fucked up enough to reuse from earlier in the week. The rest are as fresh as a daisy.

It's a blast from the past alright. One that puts into great detail what the female body should look like at ALL times.

Don't worry, most of these people are still alive. They're now higher up than Kanye West on the Most Embarrassing Things on Earth list, but alive.

The same kind of punishment should be dealt to extremists of all kind, and men that wear socks with sandals.

If it came out of nowhere, can't be explained by conventional science or makes you glad you don't live there - chances are it happened in Russia.

Rally Racing: Turning unsuspecting people into organ donors since 1975.

These are actually just brilliant tactics to make the pain of living in Russia go away for a little while. It works.

And the winner is... karma!

If you weren't already treating everything on public transportation as if it were painted in bodily fluids, you will now. Son of a bitch has some serious dedication.

This entire video is pretty sweet, but the move at :37 seconds definitely ended the "Pirates vs. Ninjas" argument. Now we can move on with our lives.

If you can keep up with her daily intake of semen, you're gonna have a good time.

Because risking your life in a 200mph death drop on HD video simply isn't impressive enough.

The countries experiment to let drivers decide if they should stop at red lights or not was quickly shut down after this.